{"id":4405,"date":"2011-10-24T10:27:28","date_gmt":"2011-10-24T10:27:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=4405"},"modified":"2011-10-24T10:27:28","modified_gmt":"2011-10-24T10:27:28","slug":"all-women-are-nuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/24\/all-women-are-nuts\/","title":{"rendered":"All women are nuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Katy finally convinced me to watch &#8220;She&#8217;s just not that into you&#8221;. I admit that it was a fun movie, but it just reaffirms my deep conviction that all women are nuts. <\/p>\n<p>Case and point: I hadn&#8217;t bought Katy flowers in a long time, so I decided to do so when we went shopping at Tesco. We&#8217;d been thinking of doing the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/24\/recipe-toffee-popcorn-bark\/\">Toffee Popcorn Bark<\/a> for a while and I finally got organised and did it. Katy had mentioned earlier in the day that she wanted a big glass of wine (because it&#8217;s been a trying week with Bean), so we opened a bottle of Bordeau. <\/p>\n<p>After all of this, she comes out with this gem:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Flowers, chocolate and wine, all in one day. Are you having an affair?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I love my wife, but she&#8217;s a woman, and therefore nuts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Katy finally convinced me to watch &#8220;She&#8217;s just not that into you&#8221;. I admit that it was a fun movie, but it just reaffirms my deep conviction that all women are nuts. Case and point: I hadn&#8217;t bought Katy flowers in a long time, so I decided to do so when we went shopping at&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/24\/all-women-are-nuts\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;All women are nuts&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132,151],"class_list":["post-4405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit","tag-slice-of-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-193","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4405"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4405\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4407,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4405\/revisions\/4407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}