I need a good set of them to turture granddad.<\/p>\n
What did Santa do when he went speed dating?<\/strong> How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas Turkey?<\/strong> What is the Grinch’s least favourite band?<\/strong> What do you get if Santa forgets to wear his undercrackers?<\/strong> What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?<\/strong> What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?<\/strong> Why was the turkey in the pop group?<\/strong> What do you get if you put a bell on a skunk?<\/strong> How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas?<\/strong> Why did the Grinch go to Bargain Booze?<\/strong> What does Santa spend his wages on?<\/strong> Why is Parliament like ancient Bethlehem?<\/strong> Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?<\/strong> Which Christmas carol is about an animal with three legs?<\/strong> How can you tell if you are at a Brexit party this Christmas?<\/strong> Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?<\/strong> What does Miley Cyrus have for her Christmas dinner?<\/strong> Why couldn\u2019t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?<\/strong> How will Brexit affect Christmas dinner?<\/strong> Why is Mrs Claus always checking Santa\u2019s phone?<\/strong> What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?<\/strong> Who do Santa\u2019s helpers call when they\u2019re ill?<\/strong> Why did Santa quit smoking?<\/strong> What’s Tarzan’s favourite Christmas song?<\/strong> What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?<\/strong> What are the best Christmas sweaters made from?<\/strong> What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?<\/strong> What was the three wise men’s favourite Christmas carol?<\/strong> When is a Christmas dinner bad for your health?<\/strong> What\u2019s every elf\u2019s favorite type of music?<\/strong> Who is a Christmas tree\u2019s favorite singer?<\/strong> What does Santa use to bake cakes?<\/strong> Why did the choir have to cancel their carol concert?<\/strong> What is the duck’s favourite Christmas carol?<\/strong> I need a good set of them to turture granddad. What did Santa do when he went speed dating?He pulled a cracker How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas Turkey?On the dark side! What is the Grinch’s least favourite band?The Who! What do you get if Santa forgets to wear his undercrackers?St Nickerless What do…<\/p>\n
He pulled a cracker<\/p>\n
On the dark side!<\/p>\n
The Who!<\/p>\n
St Nickerless<\/p>\n
A Christmas Quacker!<\/p>\n
Lost<\/p>\n
Because he was the only one with drumsticks!<\/p>\n
Jingle smells<\/p>\n
He felt his presents<\/p>\n
He was searching for some holiday spirit<\/p>\n
Jingle Bills<\/p>\n
It takes a miracle to find three wise men there<\/p>\n
A mince spy<\/p>\n
Little Wonkey<\/p>\n
Because everyone wants to leave<\/p>\n
He was picking his nose<\/p>\n
Twerky<\/p>\n
He had no body to go with<\/p>\n
No Brussels<\/p>\n
He seems to know where all the naughty girls live<\/p>\n
Rude-olph!<\/p>\n
The National Elf Service!<\/p>\n
Because it was bad for his elf<\/p>\n
Jungle bells<\/p>\n
Frostbite<\/p>\n
Fleece Navidad!<\/p>\n
Welfy!<\/p>\n
Oh Camel, Ye Faithful<\/p>\n
When you’re the turkey…<\/p>\n
Wrap<\/p>\n
Spruce Springsteen<\/p>\n
Elf-raising flour<\/p>\n
They caught tinsel-itis<\/p>\n
In The Beak Midwinter<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"