{"id":46129,"date":"2020-08-05T09:09:23","date_gmt":"2020-08-05T09:09:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=46129"},"modified":"2021-09-17T09:11:43","modified_gmt":"2021-09-17T09:11:43","slug":"i-want-to-bash-my-head-in-with-a-shovel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2020\/08\/05\/i-want-to-bash-my-head-in-with-a-shovel\/","title":{"rendered":"I want to bash my head in with a shovel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/bonjour.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"48185\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2020\/08\/05\/i-want-to-bash-my-head-in-with-a-shovel\/bonjour-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/bonjour.gif\" data-orig-size=\"500,209\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"bonjour\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/bonjour.gif\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/bonjour.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"209\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-48185\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been humming the Bonjour song from Beauty and the Beast all friggin&#8217; morning and it&#8217;s driving me nuts!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been humming the Bonjour song from Beauty and the Beast all friggin&#8217; morning and it&#8217;s driving me nuts!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-46129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-shrill"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-c01","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46129"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46129\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48187,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46129\/revisions\/48187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}