{"id":46150,"date":"2020-08-07T07:22:01","date_gmt":"2020-08-07T07:22:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2020\/08\/07\/you-have-to-follow-the-rules\/"},"modified":"2020-08-07T09:02:34","modified_gmt":"2020-08-07T09:02:34","slug":"you-have-to-follow-the-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2020\/08\/07\/you-have-to-follow-the-rules\/","title":{"rendered":"You have to follow the rules"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/wp-1596784554286.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"46149\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2020\/08\/07\/you-have-to-follow-the-rules\/wp-1596784554286\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/wp-1596784554286.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1080,420\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wp-1596784554286.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/wp-1596784554286-600x233.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/wp-1596784554286-400x156.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"156\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-46149\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/wp-1596784554286-400x156.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/wp-1596784554286-600x233.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/wp-1596784554286-768x299.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/wp-1596784554286.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Shitgibbon (obvs)<br \/>\nCockwomble<br \/>\nTwatwaffle<br \/>\nKnobgobbler<br \/>\nCuntpuncher<br \/>\nFucknugget<\/p>\n<p>Any others?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shitgibbon (obvs) Cockwomble Twatwaffle Knobgobbler Cuntpuncher Fucknugget Any others?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":46149,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49],"class_list":["post-46150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-the-british-way"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/wp-1596784554286.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-c0m","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46151,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46150\/revisions\/46151"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/46149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}