{"id":46536,"date":"2020-09-03T12:49:36","date_gmt":"2020-09-03T12:49:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=46536"},"modified":"2020-09-03T14:16:45","modified_gmt":"2020-09-03T14:16:45","slug":"%e2%99%ab-everything-is-terrible-%e2%99%ab","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2020\/09\/03\/%e2%99%ab-everything-is-terrible-%e2%99%ab\/","title":{"rendered":"\u266b Everything is terrible \u266b"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Reminds me of Dennis Leary’s “Downtrodden song”:<\/p>\n

Everything is horrible, yeah, really really really terrible
\nI’m really depressed, I’m really downtrodden
\nI’m downtrodden square, uh-huh
\nThe whole world is doomed, yeah. We’re all gonna die.
\nTwenty-five thousand four hundred and seventy-two people die every single minute, uh-huh oh yeah
\nSeventeen hundred and fifty people just died
\nCancer, death, AIDS, inflation, taxes, George Bush
\nHell, Satan, cancer of the face
\nCancer of the colon
\nCancer of the wrist
\nAnd John Denver on compact disc<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Reminds me of Dennis Leary’s “Downtrodden song”: Everything is horrible, yeah, really really really terrible I’m really depressed, I’m really downtrodden I’m downtrodden square, uh-huh The whole world is doomed, yeah. We’re all gonna die. Twenty-five thousand four hundred and seventy-two people die every single minute, uh-huh oh yeah Seventeen hundred and fifty people just…<\/p>\n

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