{"id":46685,"date":"2020-10-05T18:16:54","date_gmt":"2020-10-05T18:16:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2020\/10\/05\/its-a-hard-hard-haaaard-life\/"},"modified":"2020-10-07T12:36:18","modified_gmt":"2020-10-07T12:36:18","slug":"its-a-hard-hard-haaaard-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2020\/10\/05\/its-a-hard-hard-haaaard-life\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s a hard, hard, haaaard life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/wp-1601921590155.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"46684\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2020\/10\/05\/its-a-hard-hard-haaaard-life\/wp-1601921590155\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/wp-1601921590155.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1200,636\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.65&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;HD1903&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1601928608&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.755&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;2500&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0588&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wp-1601921590155.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/wp-1601921590155-600x318.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/wp-1601921590155-400x212.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"212\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-46684\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/wp-1601921590155-400x212.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/wp-1601921590155-600x318.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/wp-1601921590155-768x407.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/wp-1601921590155.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Seriously. Beanbag, hand-knitted blanket (which *all* the pets and humans love), her bone, and just the tip of her paw. And the ear malfunction.<\/p>\n<p>I love that dog. <\/p>\n<p>Edit: I completely forgot to mention the stylish and warm cape\/cloak that Katy knitted for her.<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_20201003_130413.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"46706\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2020\/10\/05\/its-a-hard-hard-haaaard-life\/img_20201003_130413\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_20201003_130413.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1200,675\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.65&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;HD1903&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1601730254&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.755&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;640&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.05&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_20201003_130413\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_20201003_130413-600x338.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_20201003_130413-400x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-46706\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_20201003_130413-400x225.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_20201003_130413-600x338.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_20201003_130413-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_20201003_130413.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously. Beanbag, hand-knitted blanket (which *all* the pets and humans love), her bone, and just the tip of her paw. And the ear malfunction. I love that dog. Edit: I completely forgot to mention the stylish and warm cape\/cloak that Katy knitted for her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[568,307,132],"class_list":["post-46685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-not-my-dog","tag-pets","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-c8Z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46685"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46728,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46685\/revisions\/46728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}