{"id":47539,"date":"2021-03-10T07:53:13","date_gmt":"2021-03-10T07:53:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=47539"},"modified":"2021-03-12T10:30:27","modified_gmt":"2021-03-12T10:30:27","slug":"proof-theres-a-glitch-in-the-matrix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2021\/03\/10\/proof-theres-a-glitch-in-the-matrix\/","title":{"rendered":"Proof there’s a glitch in the matrix"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This cup of coffee shouldn’t be there. I have no recollection of putting it there. I must’ve done. But I will swear I don’t remember doing so.<\/p>\n

This morning, I made myself a cup of coffee. I went to the bathroom. I came out of the bathroom and went back to the kitchen, but my cup wasn’t there where I left it. I looked around. Nothing. Go to the office\/guest bedroom. It was on my desk.<\/p>\n

So, for this to have happened, I had to have walked across the flat, gone in the office, put it on my desk, left my office and gone to the bathroom. Except I *do not* remember that sequence of event.<\/p>\n

I know that walking through a doorway makes you forget things. That’s a documented, scientifically proven and studied phenomenon. Somehow I managed to do it twice in one go and erase the fact I went into a room, did something, and left.<\/p>\n

Either that or the flat is haunted by a coffee-maid. Or the matrix glitch. Or I’m nuts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This cup of coffee shouldn’t be there. I have no recollection of putting it there. I must’ve done. But I will swear I don’t remember doing so. This morning, I made myself a cup of coffee. I went to the bathroom. I came out of the bathroom and went back to the kitchen, but my…<\/p>\n

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