{"id":47558,"date":"2021-03-30T13:00:38","date_gmt":"2021-03-30T13:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=47558"},"modified":"2021-03-30T13:00:38","modified_gmt":"2021-03-30T13:00:38","slug":"my-cats-are-all-defective","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2021\/03\/30\/my-cats-are-all-defective\/","title":{"rendered":"My cats are all defective"},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=0>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=2>\n<div data-carousel-extra='{&quot;blog_id&quot;:1,&quot;permalink&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2021\/03\/30\/my-cats-are-all-defective\/&quot;}' id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-47558 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-1616529961093\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/wp-1616529961093-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Pavel has no concept of personal space\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/wp-1616529961093-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/wp-1616529961093-50x50.jpg 50w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" data-attachment-id=\"47547\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-1616529961093\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/wp-1616529961093-scaled.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2560,1152\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/wp-1616529961016.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1800,1800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;HD1903&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1616259151&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.26&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0044&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wp-1616529961016\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Tolstoy is a liquid.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/wp-1616529961016-600x600.jpg\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-47548'>\n\t\t\t\tTolstoy is a 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