{"id":48172,"date":"2021-09-15T08:14:20","date_gmt":"2021-09-15T08:14:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=48172"},"modified":"2021-09-15T08:14:20","modified_gmt":"2021-09-15T08:14:20","slug":"so-a-funny-thing-happened-to-my-after-breakfast-yesterday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2021\/09\/15\/so-a-funny-thing-happened-to-my-after-breakfast-yesterday\/","title":{"rendered":"So a funny thing happened to my after breakfast yesterday&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It didn&#8217;t agree with me and a bad allergic reaction sent me to the ER. First time since 2019, but still not long enough for my peace of mind&#8230; It can be one of two things: sunflower seed butter (a peanut butter alternative I wanted to try) or French vanilla Nescafe instant coffee (which apparently now contains Chicory, which it didn&#8217;t used to before and can cause reactions to people allergic to ragweed, like myself).<\/p>\n<p>So yeah. I was on my way to see my therapist. I felt fine enough, but then things went south rather quickly and happily a friend who lived nearby to the doctor&#8217;s office could drive me up to the ER. There, it was the usual rigmarole but things settled down quickly enough &#8211; I just had to spend 6h under observation to make sure there wasn&#8217;t a rebound flare-up again, even with the drugs.<\/p>\n<p>While I was there, some time in the afternoon, something happened to break up the boredom. Here&#8217;s a chat extract between myself, Katy, and the guys at work:<\/p>\n<p>Nurses in a bit of a tizzy, apparently someone did a runner and &#8220;escaped&#8221; through a window<br \/>\nAnd now there&#8217;s mention of calling the cops<br \/>\nIt gets better!<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a lady<br \/>\nWho is tearing into cars and pedestrians with her cane<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s just wearing a hospital gown<br \/>\nWhile on her rampage<br \/>\nHospital staff are tailing her but won&#8217;t get too close<br \/>\nDoctors are scrounging for fast acting good drugs<br \/>\nCops are in sight as well but no one wants to get near<br \/>\nThere is lots of discussion on best to grab, sedate, restrain and get her back here<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She has a weapon. Maybe a tazer or a trank gun.<br \/>\nDrama! They caught her.<br \/>\nThey brought her back to the ER. I can hear her yell that she&#8217;s a terrorist&#8230; Except she sounds like a disturbed older white lady.<br \/>\nWho is now yelling that she is Satan the devil&#8217;s son, she needs her drugs and wants to go to jail<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And you thought the afternoon would be dull.<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s right outside my cubicle.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They have her in restraints I&#8217;m assuming?<br \/>\nI can hear handcuffs rattling.<br \/>\nNext hour is going to be different&#8230;<br \/>\nShe says she&#8217;s a junkie and wants more drugs. That&#8217;s where she was going &#8211; to buy some.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sounds like she was on a hell of a combo.<br \/>\nWhatever she&#8217;s on, it&#8217;s not the good shit.<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s in a different ward and I can still hear her yell her head off<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They need to give her something ending in -pam<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe she just needs a nice hot cup of tea?<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s not in her happy place<br \/>\nJust yelling herself hoarse screaming I WANT MY DRUGS<br \/>\nI hope the restraints on her bed are solid. That kind of crazy can be dangerous&#8230;<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess she just need someone to talk with<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you should go and talk to her<br \/>\nI&#8217;m still plugged into the matrix<br \/>\nAnd besides, something tells me she&#8217;s not in the mood got chit chat.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I&#8217;ll go talk to her if she&#8217;ll share her drugs.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t think you want what she had<br \/>\nThese don&#8217;t seem the I love you man everything is beautiful sort of drugs<br \/>\nMore like the THERE ARE SPIDERS ALL OVER MY BRAIN sort<br \/>\nI&#8217;d avoid those.<br \/>\nThey don&#8217;t taste nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It didn&#8217;t agree with me and a bad allergic reaction sent me to the ER. First time since 2019, but still not long enough for my peace of mind&#8230; It can be one of two things: sunflower seed butter (a peanut butter alternative I wanted to try) or French vanilla Nescafe instant coffee (which apparently&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2021\/09\/15\/so-a-funny-thing-happened-to-my-after-breakfast-yesterday\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;So a funny thing happened to my after breakfast yesterday&#8230;&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[159,254,132,151],"class_list":["post-48172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-allergies","tag-health","tag-random-shit","tag-slice-of-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-cwY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48172"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48175,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48172\/revisions\/48175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}