{"id":48234,"date":"2021-10-15T08:33:44","date_gmt":"2021-10-15T08:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=48234"},"modified":"2021-10-15T08:33:44","modified_gmt":"2021-10-15T08:33:44","slug":"you-cant-have-any-snacks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2021\/10\/15\/you-cant-have-any-snacks\/","title":{"rendered":"You can&#8217;t have any snacks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/repltile-boobs-comic-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"48235\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2021\/10\/15\/you-cant-have-any-snacks\/repltile-boobs-comic-01\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/repltile-boobs-comic-01.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"680,721\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"repltile-boobs-comic-01\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/repltile-boobs-comic-01-566x600.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/repltile-boobs-comic-01-377x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"377\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-48235\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/repltile-boobs-comic-01-377x400.jpg 377w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/repltile-boobs-comic-01-566x600.jpg 566w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/repltile-boobs-comic-01.jpg 680w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 377px) 100vw, 377px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s friday, I&#8217;m tired, don&#8217;t judge me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s friday, I&#8217;m tired, don&#8217;t judge me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[456,17,132],"class_list":["post-48234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-furry","tag-geek","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-cxY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48234"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48237,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48234\/revisions\/48237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}