{"id":48239,"date":"2021-10-18T19:11:35","date_gmt":"2021-10-18T19:11:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2021\/10\/18\/gold-medallist-in-losing-shit\/"},"modified":"2021-10-21T21:51:39","modified_gmt":"2021-10-21T21:51:39","slug":"gold-medallist-in-losing-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2021\/10\/18\/gold-medallist-in-losing-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"Gold medallist in losing shit"},"content":{"rendered":"

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With great skill and talent, the boy has managed to lose his wallet, with bus pass and debit\/credit card. We are so not amused. We’ve turned the flat upside-down. I’ve scoured his room (and will probably need a tetanus booster). No luck. And, of course, it’s our fault for not having thought to put a GPS tracker on it.<\/p>\n

I hate my life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

With great skill and talent, the boy has managed to lose his wallet, with bus pass and debit\/credit card. We are so not amused. We’ve turned the flat upside-down. I’ve scoured his room (and will probably need a tetanus booster). No luck. And, of course, it’s our fault for not having thought to put a…<\/p>\n

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