{"id":4830,"date":"2012-05-15T23:37:27","date_gmt":"2012-05-15T23:37:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=4830"},"modified":"2012-05-15T23:40:32","modified_gmt":"2012-05-15T23:40:32","slug":"i-need-a-salad-stat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/15\/i-need-a-salad-stat\/","title":{"rendered":"I need a salad, STAT!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I now understand why, when a member of the Spanish Mafia comes back from a sojourn to the motherland, they eat salad for a week on their return to the UK. <\/p>\n<p>Tonight&#8217;s dinner was a 7 course affair with enough booze to kill a horse. I had jamon and white asparagus, grilled prawns, octopus, croquetas, hake fillet with red peppers and a steak that was as big ad my face, then pudding. At one point the people around me were begging for a digestif to help them with the steak so the guys<br \/>\n out a liter of homemade Spanish grappa (which our group of alcoholics managed to polish off). That doesn&#8217;t even take into account the 1.5 liter bottles of red wine, nor the half dozen bottles of champagne. <\/p>\n<p><a alt=\"image\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/wpid-IMAG06511.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"IMAG0651.jpg\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/wpid-IMAG0651.jpg\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Dinner started at 9pm and ended sometime after 1am. Excuse me while I go digest now&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a alt=\"image\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/wpid-IMAG06531.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"IMAG0653.jpg\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/wpid-IMAG0653.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I now understand why, when a member of the Spanish Mafia comes back from a sojourn to the motherland, they eat salad for a week on their return to the UK. Tonight&#8217;s dinner was a 7 course affair with enough booze to kill a horse. I had jamon and white asparagus, grilled prawns, octopus, croquetas,&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/15\/i-need-a-salad-stat\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;I need a salad, STAT!&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[84,363,33,40],"class_list":["post-4830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-food-porn","tag-spain","tag-travel","tag-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-1fU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4830"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4830\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4836,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4830\/revisions\/4836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}