{"id":48314,"date":"2021-10-27T09:42:05","date_gmt":"2021-10-27T09:42:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=48314"},"modified":"2021-10-27T09:42:05","modified_gmt":"2021-10-27T09:42:05","slug":"dance-monkey-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2021\/10\/27\/dance-monkey-dance\/","title":{"rendered":"Dance monkey! Dance!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shamelessly stealing this from <a href=\"https:\/\/tinyview.com\/itchy-feet\/2021\/10\/16\/neglected-labor\">Itchy Feet<\/a>. I&#8217;ve just spent several hours over many days to get all the shit Katy and Ben need to go to the UK. And mostly, this is what&#8217;s going to happen.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"48315\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2021\/10\/27\/dance-monkey-dance\/1-3\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/1.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,940\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" 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I&#8217;ve just spent several hours over many days to get all the shit Katy and Ben need to go to the UK. And mostly, this is what&#8217;s going to happen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":48315,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[574,109],"class_list":["post-48314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-covid-19","tag-dealing-with-idiots"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/1.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-czg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48314"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48322,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48314\/revisions\/48322"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/48315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}