{"id":48390,"date":"2021-12-06T15:28:24","date_gmt":"2021-12-06T15:28:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=48390"},"modified":"2021-12-06T15:28:24","modified_gmt":"2021-12-06T15:28:24","slug":"the-tao-of-reenpig-give-no-f4cks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2021\/12\/06\/the-tao-of-reenpig-give-no-f4cks\/","title":{"rendered":"The Tao of Reenpig &#8211; give no f4cks!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_48385\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-48385\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/wp-1638803891315.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"48385\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2021\/12\/06\/the-tao-of-reenpig-give-no-f4cks\/wp-1638803891315\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/wp-1638803891315.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"900,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wp-1638803891315\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Your food looks nice. Let me taste it!&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/wp-1638803891315-450x600.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/wp-1638803891315-300x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-48385\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/wp-1638803891315-300x400.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/wp-1638803891315-450x600.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/wp-1638803891315-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/wp-1638803891315.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-48385\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Your food looks nice. Let me taste it!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_48386\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-48386\" style=\"width: 267px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/wp-1638803891347.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"48386\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2021\/12\/06\/the-tao-of-reenpig-give-no-f4cks\/wp-1638803891347\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/wp-1638803891347.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wp-1638803891347\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Underneath the Christmas tree is the perfect spot to lick my ass. &lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/wp-1638803891347-400x600.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/wp-1638803891347-267x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"267\" height=\"400\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-48386\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/wp-1638803891347-267x400.jpg 267w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/wp-1638803891347-400x600.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/wp-1638803891347-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/wp-1638803891347.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 267px) 100vw, 267px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-48386\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Underneath the Christmas tree is the perfect spot to lick my ass.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":48385,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[141,459],"class_list":["post-48390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cats","tag-tao"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/wp-1638803891315.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-cAu","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48390"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48390\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48391,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48390\/revisions\/48391"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/48385"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}