{"id":48555,"date":"2022-01-24T19:11:48","date_gmt":"2022-01-24T19:11:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2022\/01\/24\/my-leg-has-gone-numb\/"},"modified":"2022-01-25T15:25:42","modified_gmt":"2022-01-25T15:25:42","slug":"my-leg-has-gone-numb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2022\/01\/24\/my-leg-has-gone-numb\/","title":{"rendered":"My leg has gone numb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/IMG_20220124_193703.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"48554\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2022\/01\/24\/my-leg-has-gone-numb\/img_20220124_193703\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/IMG_20220124_193703.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1200,600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_20220124_193703\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/IMG_20220124_193703-600x300.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/IMG_20220124_193703-400x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-48554\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/IMG_20220124_193703-400x200.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/IMG_20220124_193703-600x300.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/IMG_20220124_193703-768x384.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/IMG_20220124_193703.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>She snores.<br \/>\nShe farts.<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s a heavy lump on my leg.<br \/>\nMy leg&#8217;s gone completely numb.<br \/>\nBut there&#8217;s no way in hell I&#8217;m going to move her.<br \/>\nI love this dog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She snores. She farts. She&#8217;s a heavy lump on my leg. My leg&#8217;s gone completely numb. But there&#8217;s no way in hell I&#8217;m going to move her. I love this dog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[568],"class_list":["post-48555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-not-my-dog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-cD9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48555"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48556,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48555\/revisions\/48556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}