{"id":49857,"date":"2023-02-15T13:28:59","date_gmt":"2023-02-15T13:28:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=49857"},"modified":"2023-02-15T13:28:59","modified_gmt":"2023-02-15T13:28:59","slug":"splatter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2023\/02\/15\/splatter\/","title":{"rendered":"Splatter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/wp-1676466264894.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"49855\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2023\/02\/15\/splatter\/wp-1676466264894\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/wp-1676466264894.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"675,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wp-1676466264894\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/wp-1676466264894-338x600.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/wp-1676466264894-225x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-49855\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/wp-1676466264894-225x400.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/wp-1676466264894-338x600.jpg 338w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/wp-1676466264894.jpg 675w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The pig&#8217;s nose and fur look like a Jackson Pollock painting. Unfortunately, that&#8217;s blood, and it doesn&#8217;t seem to want to get better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The pig&#8217;s nose and fur look like a Jackson Pollock painting. Unfortunately, that&#8217;s blood, and it doesn&#8217;t seem to want to get better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[141,35],"class_list":["post-49857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cats","tag-ducks"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s3u9vK-splatter","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49857"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49858,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49857\/revisions\/49858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}