{"id":49862,"date":"2023-02-15T19:31:36","date_gmt":"2023-02-15T19:31:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2023\/02\/15\/meeeellllllting\/"},"modified":"2023-02-15T20:16:42","modified_gmt":"2023-02-15T20:16:42","slug":"meeeellllllting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2023\/02\/15\/meeeellllllting\/","title":{"rendered":"Meeeellllllting"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-carousel-extra='{&quot;blog_id&quot;:1,&quot;permalink&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2023\/02\/15\/meeeellllllting\/&quot;}' id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-49862 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/wp-1676473478421.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/wp-1676473478421-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/wp-1676473478421-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/wp-1676473478421-50x50.jpg 50w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" data-attachment-id=\"49861\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-1676473478421\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/wp-1676473478421.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"900,1600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wp-1676473478421\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/wp-1676473478421-338x600.jpg\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/wp-1676473478405.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/wp-1676473478405-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/wp-1676473478405-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/wp-1676473478405-50x50.jpg 50w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" data-attachment-id=\"49860\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-1676473478405\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/wp-1676473478405.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1600,900\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wp-1676473478405\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/wp-1676473478405-600x338.jpg\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>I tried to take the chonk out for a walk to the post office. 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