{"id":49993,"date":"2023-03-29T11:11:24","date_gmt":"2023-03-29T11:11:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=49993"},"modified":"2023-03-30T11:12:38","modified_gmt":"2023-03-30T11:12:38","slug":"none-shall-pass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2023\/03\/29\/none-shall-pass\/","title":{"rendered":"None shall pass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/wp-1680171221612-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"49977\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2023\/03\/29\/none-shall-pass\/wp-1680171221612\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/wp-1680171221612-scaled.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1440,2560\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.88&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;OnePlus 9 Pro&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1680085976&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.064&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;1147&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0303&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wp-1680171221612\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/wp-1680171221612-337x600.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/wp-1680171221612-225x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-49977\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/wp-1680171221612-225x400.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/wp-1680171221612-337x600.jpg 337w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/wp-1680171221612-768x1365.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/wp-1680171221612-864x1536.jpg 864w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/wp-1680171221612-1152x2048.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/wp-1680171221612-scaled.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Subtle way the dog tells me I shouldn&#8217;t go to work and stay home with him instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Subtle way the dog tells me I shouldn&#8217;t go to work and stay home with him instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[590,317],"class_list":["post-49993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-chonk","tag-dog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-d0l","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49993"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49994,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49993\/revisions\/49994"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}