{"id":51460,"date":"2023-12-22T21:45:44","date_gmt":"2023-12-22T21:45:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=51460"},"modified":"2023-12-23T12:47:59","modified_gmt":"2023-12-23T12:47:59","slug":"youre-in-my-chair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2023\/12\/22\/youre-in-my-chair\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re in my chair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/wp-1703281460461.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"51459\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2023\/12\/22\/youre-in-my-chair\/wp-1703281460461-jpg\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/wp-1703281460461.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"900,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wp-1703281460461.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/wp-1703281460461-450x600.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/wp-1703281460461-300x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-51459\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/wp-1703281460461-300x400.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/wp-1703281460461-450x600.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/wp-1703281460461-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/wp-1703281460461.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So I will rest my pillowy bollocks and butt flap on your leg.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I will rest my pillowy bollocks and butt flap on your leg.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[590,317],"class_list":["post-51460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-chonk","tag-dog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-do0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51460"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51476,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51460\/revisions\/51476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}