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So grandad, after I peed on my usual tree, I went to the park to see Edgar Alan Crow, but I couldn’t catch him, cause mom wouldn’t let me run after him, and then I stole Nala’s ball, but I had to give it back, and then I was going to go into town to go see the lady at the meat library, and….<\/p>\n

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SQUIRREL!<\/p>\n

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MOM! MOM!! Did you see? There was a squirrel in the garden!!!<\/p>\n

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It’s ok, granddad, I protected you!<\/p>\n

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So grandad, after I peed on my usual tree, I went to the park to see Edgar Alan Crow, but I couldn’t catch him, cause mom wouldn’t let me run after him, and then I stole Nala’s ball, but I had to give it back, and then I was going to go into town to…<\/p>\n

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