{"id":54349,"date":"2025-06-12T18:15:24","date_gmt":"2025-06-12T18:15:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=54349"},"modified":"2025-06-16T12:17:58","modified_gmt":"2025-06-16T12:17:58","slug":"hot-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2025\/06\/12\/hot-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Hot dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/wp-1750076113828324768501916646300.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"54348\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2025\/06\/12\/hot-dog\/wp-1750076113828324768501916646300\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/wp-1750076113828324768501916646300.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"672,1195\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wp-1750076113828324768501916646300\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/wp-1750076113828324768501916646300-337x600.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/wp-1750076113828324768501916646300-225x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-54348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/wp-1750076113828324768501916646300-225x400.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/wp-1750076113828324768501916646300-337x600.jpg 337w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/wp-1750076113828324768501916646300.jpg 672w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Our balcony faces due south and becomes a sauna\/oven by late afternoon. Byron, of course, loves to sit in his chair and watch the world go by. This is problematic when it&#8217;s 30+ degrees out and we have to get the idiot inside before he cooks himself&#8230; (when we tell him to come in, he&#8217;ll protest, then go and flomp down in front of his industrial-size floor fan to cool down)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our balcony faces due south and becomes a sauna\/oven by late afternoon. Byron, of course, loves to sit in his chair and watch the world go by. This is problematic when it&#8217;s 30+ degrees out and we have to get the idiot inside before he cooks himself&#8230; (when we tell him to come in, he&#8217;ll&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2025\/06\/12\/hot-dog\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Hot dog&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[590,109,317],"class_list":["post-54349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-chonk","tag-dealing-with-idiots","tag-dog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-e8B","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54349"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":54351,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54349\/revisions\/54351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}