{"id":5541,"date":"2012-07-19T11:11:32","date_gmt":"2012-07-19T11:11:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=5541"},"modified":"2012-07-19T11:11:32","modified_gmt":"2012-07-19T11:11:32","slug":"yet-another-reason-to-hate-50-shades-of-grey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/19\/yet-another-reason-to-hate-50-shades-of-grey\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet another reason to hate &#8220;50 shades of grey&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Following the success of erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey, one enterprising publisher has \u2018sexed up\u2019 some of the greatest works of English literature for the 21st century. The existing texts have been interspersed with more racy scenes \u2013 some in toe-curling language that would surely have made the original authors blush. All of the revamped titles come from classic works whose copyright has expired and are therefore in the public domain. These include Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice, 20,000 leagues under the sea and Sherlock Holmes: A Study in Scarlet.<\/p>\n<p>From the publisher:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The old fashioned pleasantries and timidity have all been stripped away, quite literally. You didn\u2019t really think that these much loved characters only held hands and pecked cheeks did you? Come with us, as we embark on a breathtaking experience\u2014behind the closed bedroom doors of our favorite, most-beloved British characters. Learn what Sherlock really thought of Watson, what Mr Darcy really wanted to do to Miss Elizabeth Bennet, and unveil the sexy escapades of Mr Rochester and Jane Eyre. We\u2019ll show you the scenes that you always wanted to see but were never allowed. Come on, you know you can\u2019t resist&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5542\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/19\/yet-another-reason-to-hate-50-shades-of-grey\/sherlock\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/sherlock.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"200,320\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"sherlock\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/sherlock.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/sherlock.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"sherlock\" width=\"200\" height=\"320\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5542\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/sherlock.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/sherlock-187x300.jpg 187w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><i>When Dr John Watson takes rooms in Baker Street with amateur detective Sherlock Holmes, he has no idea that he is about to enter a shadowy world of criminality and violence. Nor does he anticipate falling in love with Holmes and having his sexual needs attended to in a way he had only previously dreamed about.<\/p>\n<p>Accompanying Holmes to an ill-omened house in south London, Watson is startled to find a dead man whose face is contorted in a rictus of horror. There is no mark of violence on the body yet a single word is written on the wall in blood. Dr Watson is as baffled as the police, but Holmes\u2019 brilliant analytical skills soon uncover a trail of murder, revenge and lost love\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Along with Holmes, Watson throws himself into finding the killer, but also finds himself. As Watson reveals more of his desires to his lover, Holmes does his utmost to make sure those desires are met. In a heady time where Watson is thrust into a horrifying murder case, the love he feels for Holmes, and the sexual experiences they share, help him to remain level-headed until the killer is caught.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Following the success of erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey, one enterprising publisher has \u2018sexed up\u2019 some of the greatest works of English literature for the 21st century. The existing texts have been interspersed with more racy scenes \u2013 some in toe-curling language that would surely have made the original authors blush. All of the&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/19\/yet-another-reason-to-hate-50-shades-of-grey\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Yet another reason to hate &#8220;50 shades of grey&#8221;&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[384,87],"class_list":["post-5541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-books","tag-news-from-the-stupid"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-1rn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5541"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5547,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5541\/revisions\/5547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}