{"id":5612,"date":"2012-07-27T16:22:46","date_gmt":"2012-07-27T16:22:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=5612"},"modified":"2012-07-27T16:22:46","modified_gmt":"2012-07-27T16:22:46","slug":"see-i-used-to-have-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/27\/see-i-used-to-have-hair\/","title":{"rendered":"See? I used to have hair!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>People don&#8217;t usually believe me when I tell them that I not only had hair (well, that they do believe), but that I&#8217;ve had blue hair, red hair, spent half a year as a bleached blond and, at one point for several years, had a ponytail down to the middle of my back.<\/p>\n<p>I miss my hair.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/bluehair.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5613\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/27\/see-i-used-to-have-hair\/bluehair\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/bluehair.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"640,480\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;CYBERSHOT&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;995368679&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"bluehair\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/bluehair.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/bluehair-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"bluehair\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5613\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/bluehair-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/bluehair.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People don&#8217;t usually believe me when I tell them that I not only had hair (well, that they do believe), but that I&#8217;ve had blue hair, red hair, spent half a year as a bleached blond and, at one point for several years, had a ponytail down to the middle of my back. I miss&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/27\/see-i-used-to-have-hair\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;See? I used to have hair!&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[151,237],"class_list":["post-5612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-slice-of-life","tag-things-i-miss"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-1sw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5612"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5614,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5612\/revisions\/5614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}