{"id":6020,"date":"2012-10-09T17:10:21","date_gmt":"2012-10-09T17:10:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=6020"},"modified":"2012-10-09T17:10:21","modified_gmt":"2012-10-09T17:10:21","slug":"people-here-keep-trying-to-kill-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2012\/10\/09\/people-here-keep-trying-to-kill-me\/","title":{"rendered":"People here keep trying to kill me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought some cough syrup yesterday but I found that I can&#8217;t take it with the antidepressants I&#8217;m on. I went to the pharmacy this morning, after my voice left me, to go get some syrup I could take. The pharmacist gave me the syrup I bought yesterday. When I told him I couldn&#8217;t take it, our conversation went like this:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I can&#8217;t take that one.<br \/>\n&#8211; you sure?<br \/>\n&#8211; pretty much<br \/>\n&#8211; let me look&#8230; Clickety click&#8230;. Hmmm. You&#8217;re right. Those two don&#8217;t play nice together. Hmmm. That&#8217;s the only option you can really have&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; so I need to stick with halls?<br \/>\n&#8211; umm, yeah. Hope it doesn&#8217;t last for\u00a0 too long.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought some cough syrup yesterday but I found that I can&#8217;t take it with the antidepressants I&#8217;m on. I went to the pharmacy this morning, after my voice left me, to go get some syrup I could take. The pharmacist gave me the syrup I bought yesterday. When I told him I couldn&#8217;t take&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2012\/10\/09\/people-here-keep-trying-to-kill-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;People here keep trying to kill me&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[109],"class_list":["post-6020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dealing-with-idiots"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-1z6","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6020"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6021,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6020\/revisions\/6021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}