{"id":6216,"date":"2012-12-07T14:22:52","date_gmt":"2012-12-07T14:22:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=6216"},"modified":"2012-12-07T14:22:52","modified_gmt":"2012-12-07T14:22:52","slug":"meanwhile-in-canada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2012\/12\/07\/meanwhile-in-canada\/","title":{"rendered":"Meanwhile, in Canada&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6217\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2012\/12\/07\/meanwhile-in-canada\/meanwhile_in_canada\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Meanwhile_in_Canada.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"450,338\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Meanwhile_in_Canada\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Meanwhile_in_Canada.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Meanwhile_in_Canada.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Meanwhile_in_Canada\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6217\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Meanwhile_in_Canada.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Meanwhile_in_Canada-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>+15 \u00b0C, Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Canadians are sunbathing.<br \/>\n+10 \u00b0C, French desperately try to get their central heating on. Canadians plant flowers.<br \/>\n+5 \u00b0C, Italian cars won&#8217;t start. Canadians drive with convertibles.<br \/>\n0 \u00b0C, Pure water freezes. Water in St-Laurent river thickens a bit.<br \/>\n\u22125 \u00b0C, First people are found frozen in California. Canadian midsummer festival ends.<br \/>\n\u221210 \u00b0C, Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Canadians start to use long-sleeve shirts.<br \/>\n\u221220 \u00b0C, Swedes stay indoors. Canadians are having last BBQ before winter.<br \/>\n\u221230 \u00b0C, Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Canadians start to dry their laundry indoors.<br \/>\n\u221250 \u00b0C, Polar bears evacuate North Pole. Canadian army starts it&#8217;s winter training.<br \/>\n\u221270 \u00b0C, Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Canadians are furious because booze can&#8217;t be stored outdoors anymore.<br \/>\n\u2212273 \u00b0C, Absolute zero. Canadians admit that it is quite cold outside.<br \/>\n\u2212300 \u00b0C, Hell freezes over. Canada wins the football World Cup.<\/p>\n<p>(this was sent to me by a work colleague)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>+15 \u00b0C, Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Canadians are sunbathing. +10 \u00b0C, French desperately try to get their central heating on. Canadians plant flowers. +5 \u00b0C, Italian cars won&#8217;t start. Canadians drive with convertibles. 0 \u00b0C, Pure water freezes. Water in St-Laurent river thickens a bit. \u22125 \u00b0C, First people are found frozen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2012\/12\/07\/meanwhile-in-canada\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Meanwhile, in Canada&#8230;&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-6216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-1Cg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6216"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6220,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6216\/revisions\/6220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}