{"id":6692,"date":"2013-03-27T14:23:35","date_gmt":"2013-03-27T14:23:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=6692"},"modified":"2018-12-06T19:15:49","modified_gmt":"2018-12-06T19:15:49","slug":"the-piano-is-like-a-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2013\/03\/27\/the-piano-is-like-a-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"The piano is like a woman&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 626px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-6692-1\" width=\"626\" height=\"360\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Otis_Lee_Crenshaw_Rich_Hall_-_Like_a_woman.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Otis_Lee_Crenshaw_Rich_Hall_-_Like_a_woman.mp4\">https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Otis_Lee_Crenshaw_Rich_Hall_-_Like_a_woman.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>The piano is like a woman,<br \/>\nSometimes classy, sometimes grand<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s not always black and white<br \/>\nSometimes she&#8217;s hard to understand<br \/>\nThe way her melody just lingers<br \/>\nThe way she slips right through your fingers<br \/>\nOh the piano is like a woman<\/p>\n<p>The guitar is like a woman<br \/>\nSo elegant and tasteful,<br \/>\nThe way she swerves and her body curves,<br \/>\nHer neck is long and graceful<br \/>\nAnd when you hold her like a lover,<br \/>\nOn a sultry midnight stroll,<br \/>\nThe guitar is like a woman,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s even got a hole&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The banjo is like a woman,<br \/>\nNo one wants to hear it<\/p>\n<p>The double bass is like a woman,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s big, fat and loves to be slapped<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The piano is like a woman, Sometimes classy, sometimes grand She&#8217;s not always black and white Sometimes she&#8217;s hard to understand The way her melody just lingers The way she slips right through your fingers Oh the piano is like a woman The guitar is like a woman So elegant and tasteful, The way she&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2013\/03\/27\/the-piano-is-like-a-woman\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;The piano is like a woman&#8230;&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[447],"class_list":["post-6692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-video"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-1JW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6692"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41566,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6692\/revisions\/41566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}