{"id":7908,"date":"2013-09-10T21:30:38","date_gmt":"2013-09-10T21:30:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=7908"},"modified":"2013-09-10T21:30:38","modified_gmt":"2013-09-10T21:30:38","slug":"who-the-fuck-steals-deodorant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/10\/who-the-fuck-steals-deodorant\/","title":{"rendered":"Who the fuck steals deodorant?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in Italy for a work strategic retreat. When I packed my suitcase on Sunday night,\u00a0 I packed some toiletteries, my phone charger and my camera charger in the front of my suitcase. I didn&#8217;t really give it much thought and checked my bag in at Geneva. I took lots of pictures the first day and tried to recharge my camera,\u00a0 but couldn&#8217;t find my charger.\u00a0 OK,\u00a0 thought I,\u00a0 I must&#8217;ve left it at home.\u00a0 Later that night,\u00a0 when I went to brush my teeth, I realised that my toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant and cologne had also gone awol. Now I could believe forgetting one item,\u00a0 but not the whole kit. A bent baggage handler must&#8217;ve scooped out my front pocket at the airport. Yay. <\/p>\n<p>In brighter news though,\u00a0 the Italians are trying to kill me with mountains of delicious food.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in Italy for a work strategic retreat. When I packed my suitcase on Sunday night,\u00a0 I packed some toiletteries, my phone charger and my camera charger in the front of my suitcase. I didn&#8217;t really give it much thought and checked my bag in at Geneva. I took lots of pictures the first day&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/10\/who-the-fuck-steals-deodorant\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Who the fuck steals deodorant?&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[26,33,40],"class_list":["post-7908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-shrill","tag-travel","tag-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-23y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7908"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7908\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7909,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7908\/revisions\/7909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}