{"id":8412,"date":"2013-11-13T08:56:56","date_gmt":"2013-11-13T08:56:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=8412"},"modified":"2013-11-13T08:56:56","modified_gmt":"2013-11-13T08:56:56","slug":"today-can-suck-my-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2013\/11\/13\/today-can-suck-my-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"Today can suck my ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The day is only 4 hours old and it promises to be a beauty. In the latest installment of kick-Richard-in-the-balls, I left the house at 8:50 and I&#8217;ll be lucky to make it to the office before 10:10. This should normally take me at most 30 minutes. Woke up in a funk, that hearing the child whine about the fact I never buy him anything when I come back from work didn&#8217;t do anything to help. Not in my happy place at the moment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The day is only 4 hours old and it promises to be a beauty. In the latest installment of kick-Richard-in-the-balls, I left the house at 8:50 and I&#8217;ll be lucky to make it to the office before 10:10. This should normally take me at most 30 minutes. Woke up in a funk, that hearing the&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2013\/11\/13\/today-can-suck-my-ass\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Today can suck my ass&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[35],"class_list":["post-8412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ducks"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-2bG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8412"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8412\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8413,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8412\/revisions\/8413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}