{"id":9165,"date":"2013-12-09T08:58:10","date_gmt":"2013-12-09T08:58:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=9165"},"modified":"2013-12-09T08:58:10","modified_gmt":"2013-12-09T08:58:10","slug":"im-useless-as-a-chocolate-teapot-for-the-next-3-hours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/09\/im-useless-as-a-chocolate-teapot-for-the-next-3-hours\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m useless as a chocolate teapot for the next 3 hours"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"jetpack-slideshow-noscript robots-nocontent\">This slideshow requires JavaScript.<\/p><div id=\"gallery-9165-1-slideshow\" class=\"jetpack-slideshow-window jetpack-slideshow jetpack-slideshow-black\" data-trans=\"fade\" data-autostart=\"1\" data-gallery=\"[{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.flubu.com\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2013\\\/12\\\/rc-eyes1.jpg&quot;,&quot;id&quot;:&quot;9167&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;rc-eyes1&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;itemprop&quot;:&quot;image&quot;},{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.flubu.com\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2013\\\/12\\\/rc-eyes2.jpg&quot;,&quot;id&quot;:&quot;9168&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;rc-eyes2&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;itemprop&quot;:&quot;image&quot;}]\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/ImageGallery\"><\/div>\n<p>I went to the ophthalmologist this morning. He put drops in my eyes to expand my pupils. For the next 3 hours, if I take off my sunglasses, everything is washed out and painful. With my sunglasses, the pain is gone but I can&#8217;t focus on anything. Ysy, touch-typing. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the ophthalmologist this morning. He put drops in my eyes to expand my pupils. For the next 3 hours, if I take off my sunglasses, everything is washed out and painful. With my sunglasses, the pain is gone but I can&#8217;t focus on anything. Ysy, touch-typing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9167,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/rc-eyes1.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-2nP","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9165"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9169,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9165\/revisions\/9169"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}