{"id":934,"date":"2003-12-10T00:16:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-10T00:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/10\/meme-time\/"},"modified":"2003-12-10T00:16:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-10T00:16:00","slug":"meme-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/10\/meme-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Meme time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--cut=\"What&apos;s my purity score?\"--><\/p>\n<table width=\"350\" style=\"margin: 5px; border: 1px solid #FF0000; padding: 5px; font: 10pt arial, verdana; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff;\">\n<tr style=\"background-color: #ffccff; font: 12pt arial, verdana;\">\n<td colspan=\"3\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theferrett.com\/purity\">Ultimate Purity Score<\/a> Is&#8230; <\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"padding: 4px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #FF0000; border-bottom-style: solid;\" width=\"125\"><strong>Category<\/strong><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 4px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #FF0000; border-bottom-style: solid;\"><strong>Your Score<\/strong><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 4px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #FF0000; border-bottom-style: solid;\"><strong>Average<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"background-color: #ffffcc;\">\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;\" width=\"125\">Self-Lovin&apos;<\/td>\n<td><b>30%<\/b><br \/>When I think about you &#8211; or anyone &#8211; I touch myself<\/td>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold\">65%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr >\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;\" width=\"125\">Shamelessness<\/td>\n<td><b>88.1%<\/b><br \/>Has yet to see self in mirror<\/td>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold\">79.3%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"background-color: #ffffcc;\">\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;\" width=\"125\">Sex Drive<\/td>\n<td><b>81.6%<\/b><br \/>The Pope is envious<\/td>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold\">77.7%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;\" width=\"125\">Straightness<\/td>\n<td><b>26.8%<\/b><br \/>Done the nasty, but not creatively<\/td>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold\">44.9%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"background-color: #ffffcc;\">\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;\" width=\"125\">Gayness<\/td>\n<td><b>98.2%<\/b><br \/>Repressed, are we?<\/td>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;\">83.3%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;\" width=\"125\">Fucking Sick<\/td>\n<td><b>92.9%<\/b><br \/>Refreshingly normal<\/td>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;\">89.9%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"background-color: #ffffcc; vertical-align: top; font: 12pt arial, verdana; font-weight: bold;\">\n<td colspan=\"3\" style=\"vertical-align: top; font: 12pt arial, verdana; font-weight: bold; padding: 12px; text-align: center;\">You are 68.03% pure<br \/>Average Score: 72.6%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"3\">\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theferrett.com\/purity\"><strong>Take The Ultimate Purity Test<br \/>and see how you match up!<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><!--\/cut--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your Ultimate Purity Score Is&#8230; Category Your Score Average Self-Lovin&apos; 30%When I think about you &#8211; or anyone &#8211; I touch myself 65% Shamelessness 88.1%Has yet to see self in mirror 79.3% Sex Drive 81.6%The Pope is envious 77.7% Straightness 26.8%Done the nasty, but not creatively 44.9% Gayness 98.2%Repressed, are we? 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