{"id":9381,"date":"2013-12-18T13:55:29","date_gmt":"2013-12-18T13:55:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=9381"},"modified":"2013-12-18T13:55:29","modified_gmt":"2013-12-18T13:55:29","slug":"my-new-favourite-christmas-carol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/18\/my-new-favourite-christmas-carol\/","title":{"rendered":"My new favourite christmas carol"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-9381-1\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Eric_Idle-Fuck_Christmas.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Eric_Idle-Fuck_Christmas.mp4\">https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Eric_Idle-Fuck_Christmas.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<pre>\r\nC\t Am7\t Dm7 G7\r\nFuck Christmas It\u2019s a waste of fucking time\r\nC\tAm7\t Dm7 G7\r\nFuck Santa He\u2019s just out to get your dime\r\nEm\t C\t Dm7 G7 C\r\nFuck Holly and fuck Ivy And fuck all that mistletoe\r\nBm7 E7 Am\t D9 G7\r\nWhite bearded big fat bastards Ringing bells where\u2019ere you go\r\nAm Am7 Am6\r\nAnd stupid pratts In Santa hats All going Ho Ho Ho!\r\nC G7 C G7\r\nIt\u2019s Christmas fucking time again\r\n\r\nC Am7\t Dm7 G7\r\nFuck Christmas It\u2019s a fucking Disney Show\r\nC\tAm7\t Dm7 G7\r\nFuck Carols And all that fucking snow\r\nEm\t C\t Dm7 G7 C\r\nFuck reindeer And fuck Rudolph And his stupid fucking nose\r\nBm7 E7 Am\tD9 G7\r\nFucking sleigh bells tinkling Everywhere you fucking goes\r\nAm Am7 Am6\r\nFuck stockings and fuck shopping It just drives us all insane.\r\nC\t Am7\r\nGo tell the elves To fuck themselves\r\nDm7 G7 C\r\nIt\u2019s Christmas time again.\r\n<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C Am7 Dm7 G7 Fuck Christmas It\u2019s a waste of fucking time C Am7 Dm7 G7 Fuck Santa He\u2019s just out to get your dime Em C Dm7 G7 C Fuck Holly and fuck Ivy And fuck all that mistletoe Bm7 E7 Am D9 G7 White bearded big fat bastards Ringing bells where\u2019ere you go&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/18\/my-new-favourite-christmas-carol\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;My new favourite christmas carol&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[140,447],"class_list":["post-9381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-christmas","tag-video"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-2rj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9381"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9383,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9381\/revisions\/9383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}