{"id":947,"date":"2003-12-19T22:12:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-19T22:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/19\/i-just-saved-your-fucking-life-mom-the-least-you-could-do-is-offer-me-an-oreo\/"},"modified":"2003-12-19T22:12:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-19T22:12:00","slug":"i-just-saved-your-fucking-life-mom-the-least-you-could-do-is-offer-me-an-oreo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/19\/i-just-saved-your-fucking-life-mom-the-least-you-could-do-is-offer-me-an-oreo\/","title":{"rendered":"I just saved your fucking life, Mom, the least you could do is offer me an Oreo"},"content":{"rendered":"

That's a quote from the book I'm currently reading (Snow Crash, by Neal Stephenson). I kinda like it.<\/p>\n

Feeling quite meh today. I have a few people I'd love to see before I leave for the holidays, but because of various scheduling conflicts, I don't know if I'm going to be able to :( Hacker girl just got back from Europe, but she's leaving for Ottawa this weekend, and is coming back the day before I leave, so that won't cut it. That sucks :( Same thing happened with Nh and her exams. I'm so not in the holidays this year, I should just change my name to Grinch McScrooge. Bah, humbug.<\/p>\n

I don't know what's wrong with me. My boss commented that I always say I'm having a bad day. I think that's a sign I need to unwind and just change scenery for a while. I think this vacation will do be a world of good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

That's a quote from the book I'm currently reading (Snow Crash, by Neal Stephenson). I kinda like it. Feeling quite meh today. I have a few people I'd love to see before I leave for the holidays, but because of various scheduling conflicts, I don't know if I'm going to be able to :( Hacker…<\/p>\n

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