{"id":9477,"date":"2013-12-24T18:09:45","date_gmt":"2013-12-24T18:09:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=9477"},"modified":"2013-12-24T18:09:45","modified_gmt":"2013-12-24T18:09:45","slug":"what-bean-left-for-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/24\/what-bean-left-for-santa\/","title":{"rendered":"What Bean left for Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/wpid-20131224_17404501.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"20131224_174045~01.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/wpid-20131224_17404501.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>3 mince pies (one for here and he rest to have as a snack later when he&#8217;s hungry),&nbsp; 3 carrots for Rudolph (same logic), a vodka-orange (to keep his vitamin C levels up) and some antacids in case he has a tummy ache. <\/p>\n<p>My child is random. My wife really doesn&#8217;t help matters in these cases :-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3 mince pies (one for here and he rest to have as a snack later when he&#8217;s hungry),&nbsp; 3 carrots for Rudolph (same logic), a vodka-orange (to keep his vitamin C levels up) and some antacids in case he has a tummy ache. My child is random. My wife really doesn&#8217;t help matters in these&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/24\/what-bean-left-for-santa\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;What Bean left for Santa&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[140,132,183],"class_list":["post-9477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-christmas","tag-random-shit","tag-the-peanut"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-2sR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9477"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9477\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9478,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9477\/revisions\/9478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}