{"id":9487,"date":"2013-12-25T19:52:57","date_gmt":"2013-12-25T19:52:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=9487"},"modified":"2013-12-25T20:16:47","modified_gmt":"2013-12-25T20:16:47","slug":"farts-of-mass-destruction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/25\/farts-of-mass-destruction\/","title":{"rendered":"Farts of Mass Destruction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/wpid-8201.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"82~01.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/wpid-8201.jpg\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>After a large lunch of brussel sprouts, broccoli, cauliflower, peas, stuffing and waaaay too much other foodstuffs, the floor boards are creaking and the invisible duck is quacking up a storm&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a large lunch of brussel sprouts, broccoli, cauliflower, peas, stuffing and waaaay too much other foodstuffs, the floor boards are creaking and the invisible duck is quacking up a storm&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[140],"class_list":["post-9487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-christmas"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-2t1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9487"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9490,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9487\/revisions\/9490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}