{"id":978,"date":"2004-01-08T05:53:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-08T05:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/08\/things-you-do-when-youre-bored\/"},"modified":"2004-01-08T05:53:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-08T05:53:00","slug":"things-you-do-when-youre-bored","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/08\/things-you-do-when-youre-bored\/","title":{"rendered":"Things you do when you&apos;re bored"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/freespace.virgin.net\/martin.mamo\/anagram.html\">various<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wordsmith.org\/anagram\/\">anagram<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.anagramgenius.com\/server.html\">generators<\/a> found online, my full name produces the following anagrams:<\/p>\n<table width=\"100%\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>Oh garlic, a scented root.<\/td>\n<td>A great choice, Lord Snot.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Dog shit on accelerator.<\/td>\n<td>Old, ecstatic gonorrhea.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Garroted coital chosen.<\/td>\n<td>Accord to genital&apos;s hero.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>A great cliche trod on so.<\/td>\n<td>Good! a reticent scholar.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Large, choicest odorant.<\/td>\n<td>Grace to this canoodler.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Oh God! cast-iron treacle.<\/td>\n<td>Is good healer contract.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>A great technicolor sod<\/td>\n<td>Oh God! electric or Satan.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Gosh! concealed traitor.<\/td>\n<td>Thin gas-cooled reactor.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Ranted scatologic hero.<\/td>\n<td>God! the scenical orator.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>A lion does great crotch.<\/td>\n<td>Good! to carnal heretics.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>An atherosclerotic dog.<\/td>\n<td>Loathing codes creator.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Oh God! nice scrota alert.<\/td>\n<td>Log, a Considerate torch.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Nearsighted cool actor<\/td>\n<td>Ergo, a catched lion rots.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>A garlic-censored tooth<\/td>\n<td>&nbsp;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to various anagram generators found online, my full name produces the following anagrams: Oh garlic, a scented root. A great choice, Lord Snot. Dog shit on accelerator. Old, ecstatic gonorrhea. Garroted coital chosen. Accord to genital&apos;s hero. A great cliche trod on so. Good! a reticent scholar. Large, choicest odorant. Grace to this canoodler&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/08\/things-you-do-when-youre-bored\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Things you do when you&apos;re bored&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-fM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}