{"id":987,"date":"2004-01-12T05:17:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-12T05:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/12\/why-does-my-washing-machine-love-to-eat-my-socks\/"},"modified":"2004-01-12T05:17:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-12T05:17:00","slug":"why-does-my-washing-machine-love-to-eat-my-socks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/12\/why-does-my-washing-machine-love-to-eat-my-socks\/","title":{"rendered":"Why does my washing machine love to eat my socks?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&apos;m just folding up the last of my laundry. Of course, I have mismatched socks. Of course, I have one of each type of sock that I own (my sock philosophy is to buy in bulk). <\/p>\n<p>The throat situation isn&apos;t getting any better. <\/p>\n<p>I&apos;m feeling quite blah tonight.<\/p>\n<p>To quote a friend, &#8220;that is all&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&apos;m just folding up the last of my laundry. Of course, I have mismatched socks. Of course, I have one of each type of sock that I own (my sock philosophy is to buy in bulk). The throat situation isn&apos;t getting any better. I&apos;m feeling quite blah tonight. To quote a friend, &#8220;that is all&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-fV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}