{"id":990,"date":"2004-01-14T06:39:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-14T06:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/14\/your-crotch-is-not-a-breeding-ground\/"},"modified":"2004-01-14T06:39:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-14T06:39:00","slug":"your-crotch-is-not-a-breeding-ground","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/14\/your-crotch-is-not-a-breeding-ground\/","title":{"rendered":"Your crotch is not a breeding ground."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had dinner with Hyde_grrl tonight. Homemade nachos, with me mom&apos;s salsa sauce and sour cream. Yummy! The little bottle of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.clinecellars.com\/store\/index.cfm?fuseaction=productdetail&#038;product_id=103\">Cline cellar&apos;s Syrah<\/a> also went down nicely. I hadn&apos;t seen her in a long time, so we spent the night chatting and catching up. I had a very nice evening. She liked the stuff I brought her back from Alcatraz, which made me happy. Good company, good food, good booze, a fireplace and a fat-assed cat that grew to like me. You can&apos;t ask for more in life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had dinner with Hyde_grrl tonight. Homemade nachos, with me mom&apos;s salsa sauce and sour cream. Yummy! The little bottle of Cline cellar&apos;s Syrah also went down nicely. I hadn&apos;t seen her in a long time, so we spent the night chatting and catching up. I had a very nice evening. She liked the stuff&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/14\/your-crotch-is-not-a-breeding-ground\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Your crotch is not a breeding ground.&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-fY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=990"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}