{"id":9901,"date":"2014-01-03T15:33:53","date_gmt":"2014-01-03T15:33:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=9901"},"modified":"2014-01-03T15:38:51","modified_gmt":"2014-01-03T15:38:51","slug":"smurfette-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/03\/smurfette-porn\/","title":{"rendered":"Smurfette porn?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/wpid-20140103_105218.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"20140103_105218.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/wpid-20140103_105218.jpg\" \/><\/a>&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/wpid-20140103_105148.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"20140103_105148.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/wpid-20140103_105148.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We were in Toys &#8216;R Us earlier today when we saw this. I mean, really? Some toy exec somewhere signed off on this product design? WTF were they thinking??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; We were in Toys &#8216;R Us earlier today when we saw this. I mean, really? Some toy exec somewhere signed off on this product design? WTF were they thinking??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-9901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-2zH","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9901"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9901\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9904,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9901\/revisions\/9904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}