| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is… | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin' | 30% When I think about you – or anyone – I touch myself |
65% |
| Shamelessness | 88.1% Has yet to see self in mirror |
79.3% |
| Sex Drive | 81.6% The Pope is envious |
77.7% |
| Straightness | 26.8% Done the nasty, but not creatively |
44.9% |
| Gayness | 98.2% Repressed, are we? |
83.3% |
| Fucking Sick | 92.9% Refreshingly normal |
89.9% |
| You are 68.03% pure Average Score: 72.6% |
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The beaver is a proud and noble animal
Notes from a bemused canuck