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[gallery] Piedmont wine weekend

Posted on June 16, 2025June 18, 2025 By admin

This year’s wine trip started under less than fully auspicious circumstances. I had a bout of food poisoning earlier in the week and my guts and kidneys were giving me grief. I hoped I wouldn’t need to go to the doctors while I was there but I was determined to not let it be a thing until it really needed to be a thing. Thankfully it never became a thing. Other things thinged… For one thing, the weather was HOT and stayed that way all weekend. At times, it was too hot and I was a giant, sweaty mess.

Lunch at Osteria dei Catari in Montforte d’Alba was really good. The food was nice, if a bit bougie for Italy, but super tasty and catered to my allergies. In the afternoon, we had our first tasting at Sòt. That was interesting. While the family has been tending vines for generations, the current owner is the first one to start making his own wine after getting a degree in oenology. It’s still a young business, but it’s still grown from 5K to 70K bottles/year production. The wines need some… refinement, but they were perfectly acceptable. And they had two lovely dogs that had grown fat accepting bits of grissini from the tourists :)

Getting to the hotel, the AC in our room didn’t work. We tried to get it sorted out before dinner and the hotel said they’d look into it. Dinner was an unmitigated disaster. Bad service and shit food. Seriously shit. Worst-ever-meal-in-Italy level shit. Initially, we had menu choices. Then, they said that we had to pick one menu for everyone. Then, the restaurant chose the menu for us. Most people got out-of-a-frozen-packet spinach and ricotta ravioli. I got plain noodles with butter and a sage leaf. Instead of slow-cooked veal, we got scorched-earth overcooked trout (!?!?). I don’t even remember was desert was, but it was also shit. Service was so bad. They didn’t care. I asked for pepper when the pepper mill was empty and I got a couple of packets of ground pepper. In the end, we cut the meal as short as we could and went to bed. Or tried to. The AC in our (triple-occupancy) room was still not working. After an hour of back-and-forth with the front desk, some guys from maintenance, and more admin people, they were still hemming and hawing about not being to give us other rooms (there was only 1 triple room and it was useless) until they could clear it with the manager (not on site). By this point, it was almost midnight. We’d been up since 4am. We were hot and tired and tempers were fraying. They finally gave us rooms (though mine hadn’t been properly cleaned).

After a bit of a disappointing breakfast, we had a free morning in Alba, where we perambulated in search of leather bags, truffles, hazelnuts and bread & tomatoes before going to the first of our two tastings. Mascarello was a blast. Turns out they regularly do deliveries to Lausanne, so hopefully they’ll come over to organize a tasting at NR next year. We met the namesake of a wine I bought a case of. We had a blast and left in very good spirits. The next tasting, Marrone, had a bit of a sour note when the host tried to be a bit too informal in his presentation style and rubbed some people the wrong way and voices got raised. It was a shame, because the wine was good, the nibbles were very nice, but it sort of spoiled the mood. Dinner that evening at Osteria Murivecci turned that completely around. It was everything that the previous dinner was not: made with love, served with passion and generosity, and it was one of the high points of the trip.

The following – and last – day, we had two tastings. Castello di Neive had a gorgeous view and surroundings, and the wines were really nice. Francone was a gem. They’d opened just for us that they – they’re normally closed on sundays – and the hostess was enthousiastic about all the innovations the winemakers are trying to do, while staying faithful to local traditions. Then, it was time to head home.

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Canada day 7-9

Posted on April 22, 2025December 27, 2025 By admin

Final days of the abridged Canada trip. More quad bike, more shopping, some chainsaw action. Ben and my mom had fun looking at old family photo albums. Ben made the request and we took the decision to move up our return flight. The extra fare penalty was pretty much on par with the hotel and restaurant costs, it would have been a royal pain in the ass to work from the hotel in that shared setting, Ben wanted to see friends and get over jetlag before school started back, and I really wanted to just get back to my wife, my dog, and my stuff. We actually had a good time and there was no drama, so I’m counting this trip as an overall win, but next time I’m not going to factor work-from-abroad days and I’ll look for a better spot for hotel, or a bnb with a kitchen. Montreal has gotten significantly grimier and everything is so damn expensive it’s not funny anymore, and restaurant food that I can safely eat, won’t cost a fortune, and isn’t a Simpsons-esque window to weight gain has been hard to find.

Today was a travel day, from ottawa to the airport via the train station and I’ve honestly been a nervous wreck all day. I don’t know exactly why but my travel anxiety has been through the roof today. I really appreciated my celebratory “you made it” Guinness at the airport, even if the price is highway robbery.

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Canada day 5-6

Posted on April 19, 2025December 27, 2025 By admin

Train trip to my parents was on par for Via. Train was delayed by 30 minutes but once we were in it was pretty comfortable. We stopped at Costco on the way home so Ben was able to check off another item on his bucket list, a Costco hot-dog.

Plans changed at the last minute because of unexpected circumstances, so Nat and the boys weren’t able to come to my parents’ for Easter. It is what it is. We went to the sugar shack, did some more clothing shopping, and Ben tried out my parents’ quad bike.

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Canada day 3-4

Posted on April 17, 2025December 27, 2025 By admin

One of Ben’s goals was to sample KFC and McDonald’s in Canada. He was disappoint. I was disappointed with my Tim Hortons doughnut. It was dry and barely filled. With all the crappy food we’ve had, I just wanted something plain and simple so while Ben was out with Gab, I just got myself a few picnic essentials.

We went to Eggspectation, then more clothing shopping, then we were going to meet Nat and Gab for the Van Gogh immersive experience. Was very cool.

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“I don’t know if you’ll understand that one can speak poetry just by arranging colours well, just as one can say comforting things in music”… Vincent Van Gogh

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After that, we went to Nats for dinner, meeting her new BF and spending the evening playing exploding kittens again.

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Canada day 1-2

Posted on April 15, 2025April 16, 2025 By admin

We got in yesterday afternoon after a long but mostly uneventful flight. Got to the hotel, where Ben went full-on 4-in-a-bed inspector. It’s OK. It’s very basic but clean and serves it’s primary purpose. We had a quick catch up with Nat then tried to stay up as long as possible but didn’t make it past 9. Jetlag still kicked my ass as I was up at 4am this morning.

We went for breakfast, did some shopping and had sushi for lunch. I’m aghast at how annoying, aggressive and prevalent tipping has become in Montréal. It’s everywhere. I mean, if I’m getting good service, fine but not at a sushi shop where I’m literally picking a tray out of a fridge and taking it to the till…. I’m also so somewhat dismayed and saddened at the astounding number of vagrants everywhere. I mean, Berry was always a bit dodgy but now it’s full-on grimy and at times uncomfortable.

I’m also happy that I managed to get my Revolut card working. The physical card is a Maestro which should in theory work but didn’t yesterday when I tried it several times. The virtual one I put in G-pay happily does it’s thing so I now have access to my Canada funds.

Gab pinged Ben to see if he wanted to go out but in the end we went to Nat’s for dinner and we spend the evening playing exploding kittens.

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Back in the land of cheese and chocolate

Posted on October 24, 2024October 29, 2024 By admin

My flights back, while long, were mostly boring and pain-free. Security, customs, baggage (ok baggage drop in Montreal was automated and the machine didn’t want to work until it did, but baggage claim was worry-free), connecting flight, all good. But now I’m jetlagged to hell and gone.

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[gallery] Lanterns at the Botanical Gardens

Posted on October 14, 2024 By admin
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[gallery] Porto wine weekend, June 2024

Posted on June 10, 2024June 17, 2024 By admin

This year, the Nestle wine club chose Porto as its destination for the wine trip, and this weekend was the culmination of months of planning.

I left on Thursday – travel plans were up to individual participants – and I arrived in Porto in the afternoon after a fairly straightforward trip. Dinner plans were a bit convoluted after lots of last-minute changes, including Markus and I getting into the wrong Uber to get into Porto… In the end, Markus, Grietje and I found a little hole in the wall restaurant and we had a nice dinner. I realized that I’d really need to be careful about my allergies, as even after letting the server know I was allergic to garlic, my plate of olives were covered in it. Still, no harm done and we had a nice meal. As we were walking back to the hotel, we noticed that Porto doesn’t have pigeons in the parks and streets, it has seagulls!

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Friday morning was a free period, as we’d agreed that planned activities would start in the afternoon, when everyone should have arrived. I walked around the old town, saw the Chapel of Souls, the Church of Saint Ildefonso, Porto Cathedral, then crossed the Luis 1 bridge over the Douro river into Vila Nova de Gaia to go scope out all of the Porto warehouses. I visited Kopke on my own, Sandeman with Patrick and Denise, and then we met everyone to visit Ramos Pinto and Corvos. After the last tasting, we had dinner reservations in a restaurant in the Bolhao market. Although there was a miscommunication of my allergies (you’re only allergic to bug chunks of garlic, right?), dinner was sorted out and was quite (!) filling and tasty. After dinner, I was dragged out to find a cocktail bar that could accommodate a group of our size – easier said than done. In the end, we found the bar attached to a 5* hotel, that had the advantage of being almost empty, snazzy, and where we could hear ourselves talk. One thing that really, really shocked me about Porto is the number of times I got accosted in the street to buy drugs (cocaina! hashish! marijuana!).



Saturday started out with a bit of drama, when our coach went to the wrong hotel and the driver waited until the dispatch office opened to get confirmation – but the confirmation was still the wrong address. He didn’t speak English, no one spoke Portuguese, but we managed to get the point across using broken Spanish :) We got it sorted out, but left an hour later than expected. We were worried that this would have a knock-on effect with all of the other visits, but our buffers managed to prevent this in the end. The driver also had the wrong stops programmed, but we got that sorted out.

First stop was Aveleda, which was a beautiful estate that produced vinho verde. The family that owns the estate is, in a word, LOADED. This is one of several domains the family owns – they have several. They own a zoo. The property is huge, boasts several beautifully manicured gardens, houses, cottages, nationally registered historical monuments, a goat tower, and a chateau. It’s also their weekend estate… The wine was also really nice! After that, we were on our way to the Douro valley – about an hour away on the motorway.

Getting there went fine, until we starting going down the twisty goat passes to get to Nova. At one point, there was about an inch of clearance between a stone wall, a house and the coach mirrors. The view, once we got there, was superb. We also got lucky with the weather, as it was supposed to rain, but it was a really nice day. Nova gave us a tour of the biggest privately owned collection of historical wine making artefacts in Portugal, then we had a tapas buffet while we had the wine tasting.

The final stop of the day was Tedo. Personally, I think it was the best stop of the day. The ambiance when we got there was festive, as they had singers and accordions playing outside. In a slight miscalculation on my part, the meat and cheese boards were probably too much, esp considering that we’d just left the previous meal only 40 minutes before, but the food and the wine were very good, and they treated us to a couple of wines that weren’t actually included in our reserved tasting.

We headed back to Porto with full bellies and people nodded off a bit in the bus. We had originally planned to have some downtime before dinner, but that didn’t happen because of traffic so we went straight to dinner, which was very nice but in a room that was waaaay too hot and stuffy. I begged off drinks that night and went to the hotel to have a cool shower before bed.



Sunday was a relaxing day. We were back in Vina Nova de Gaia, where we had a 6-bridge boat cruise on the Douro and then a cocktail making workshop at Cruz. Rule of thumb: white port + ginger + rosemary + ginger ale is nice. Rose port + orange + mint + tonic is nicer. That was the last planned activity before people went their separate ways. I had a few things I wanted to do but because of timing, I could only go visit Ferreira before heading to the airport.


One of the things that was really good about this trip is that each visit was somewhat different. Aveleda was vinho verde and the estate was magnificent. Nova was one of the oldest quintas, but completely modernized its production methods when they switched from Porto to DOC wines. Tedo is remains a very small quinta that still does traditional foot stomping in a lagar. Ramos Pinto, focused on the business and marketing decisions of its founder. Corvos is also a very small and traditional and boutique quinta that has its own spin on tawny blending (where in contrast to standard labeling, where the bottle age is an average or all ports within the blend, all the ports within a Corvos blend are _at least_ the age on the bottle). Sandeman and Ferreira are f’n monsters that product 20M+ bottles a year, but their cellars are also magnificent and HUGE! Ferreira had a wooden vat that could store 72K liters at once. Madness.

My flight was scheduled to leave at 19:30 but because of torrential weather in Geneva, the incoming flight was delayed. The flight before mine cooled its heels on the tarmac for about 1.5h before finally being able to leave – well after the time I’d already arrived at the airport. The flight was getting progressively more and more delayed. At some point, after the latest round of easyjet roulette, I decided to book a hotel room near the airport just in case I got stranded. It was 65 euro that I ate in the end, but like what happened with the train/ferry at Calais, if I hadn’t done it, things would have gone badly. At one point our arrival to Geneva was forecast to be at 2am – which would have been fun because Geneva airport has to close between 00:30 and 05:00 because of noise levels. Had that happened, we would have been diverted to Lyon or somewhere as equally inconvenient. Given the heat, noise, stress, booze and complete lack of information at airports these days, I’m always amazed that more people don’t end up going postal. I’ve only really seen that happen once, in Ottawa, a long time ago. In the end, we ended up leaving at around 22:00 and landed at around 00:30. Katy was there to pick us up – I was travelling back with someone from the group.

All pictures here: porto_jun_2024

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Back in Switzerland

Posted on January 3, 2024January 8, 2024 By admin

We left Leicester on the morning of Jan 2 and made good time to Dover with no issues. On the way, I wanted to see if there were issues at the port, but the website is a bit shit so I googled and found the Twitter feed of the port. This is what I saw:

My heart skipped a beat, until I noticed that this post was 3 years old, pre-Brexit. FFS.

Once we made it to Dover, things started to go wahooney-shaped. We got there at 1115. Our ferry was scheduled for 1430. It took us over 1h to make it past the 1st (French) border check. There were 8 lanes of traffic, filtering into only 2 border gates.

After finally making it through, we got singled out for a random security check, huzzah. We discovered that no one knew how to pop the car hood open, so we looked like idiots, but besides that, everything was fine. Navigating the port was much simpler, and we found the right lane easily. Unfortunately, the weather made the ferry late for arrival, later for boarding, and even later for departure. The captain even commented that the weather would make things a bit exciting. We made it through fine, even the byby. In the end, we made it to the hotel for 7pm, which is mad because it took us less time to get to Calais from Morges on the first day of travel…

We had dinner at the hotel, like last time, but this time both Katy and Ben started feeling a bit green after dinner. This did not bode well. I got super anxious, with visions of food-poisoned family stuck in the hotel, with dog, until things got better. In the end, after a few hours of sleep, Katy felt that she was ok-ish enough to make the drive home.

The weather was truly horrible. There was a wind warning, flood warnings for Pas-de-Calais and the roads were rain soaked to the point where we couldn’t see the road markings and had to use the force a few times. Passing lorries, with all the spray, was anus-clenching at times.

Once the sun came up, driving became easier. Ben and the dog were sleeping in the back seat, so that was good. We confirmed out first impression that French services are a bit shit, and for reasons unknown, the toilet seats are all squat toilets, with no toilet seats. This is not pleasant. We finally found services that had an open Burger King for Ben. Another negative hit for French services – people don’t pick up their dog shit so there are landmines EVERYWHERE. In the end, the drive back was unremarkable. We tried to chew up the miles when the weather was dry and sunny, and stopped every 1.5-2h or so to stretch legs and let the dog pee. We made it over the Jura pass while it was still daylight, which was the reason we left so early, and crossed the French/Swiss border around 3pm. We were back “home”. Shortly after, we caught the first glimpse of the lake and a big weight lifted off my shoulders. It felt that my anxious thoughts were the only thing holding everything together. The A1 welcomed us home with a traffic accident between Morges Est and Morges Ouest exits, but we made it home.

And then the dog barfed on the carpet.

We were home.

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UK-ho ho

Posted on December 22, 2023December 23, 2023 By admin

After a night of little sleep (the beds were comfy but the hamster wheel in my brain started turning at 4am), we got up at 6, loaded the car and left for the ferry terminal. Our ferry was scheduled for 940 so we’d have ample time to get sorted. Which is a good thing, because we needed it. We’re all a bit crunchy at this point (except the dog), but Ben is extra crunchy and reactive. Allowances are made.

We get to the ferry ticket office, get turned around, and realise that we need to check in and get our tickets at the gate we were just at. Go back, get sorted. Byron passes with flying colors. Go through French border security. Get mildly, but politely, told off for not showing our Swiss residency permits (which would explain why we have no entry stamps in our passports). Then we have to queue for UK passport control.

This is where 10 years of conservative government austerity measures and brexit shine. They’d booked us for the earlier ferry, which we should have been able to make, but passport control took forever so we missed that departure. We had to get to a specific boarding lane. Calais port is F’N HUGE. The French border agent jokingly told us that it was well signposted and that even the Belgians could figure it out. Apparently stressed-out Anglo-Swiss people rate lower than Belgians because we got lost for a bit and Katy was at the edge of a full-blown panic attack (happy birthday!).

After a bit of turning around, we found the right lane and just waited until someone came and dealt with us, as promised. In the interim, Byron explored the port and left them a gift, which was properly dealt with because I’m a responsible dog owner.

So now Byron is chilling in the car, hopefully will have a nap while we cross, Katy and I have coffee and Ben is trying out black pudding for the first time as part of a nice-looking but overpriced full Irish breakfast.

The weather is fairly windy and the ferry rise is a bit choppy but not overly nautical.

The boat is swaying just enough to make it interesting to walk a straight line, but we’re nowhere near Deadliest Catch territory.

We’re on the motorway at the moment and the roads are starting to get busier. According to BBC Radio 2, today is the start of the holiday travel season when millions of people want to get from A to B. It is recommended to not be on the road between noon and 4pm. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Satnav says 2h to Leicester.

Also, the state of UK highways is shocking. These are definitely not Swiss standard, and they even make the French nationals look good.

What the RAC has to say about travelling today

Millions of people across the country are making their Christmas getaway on one of the busiest days for travel of the year.

There are long queues at the Port of Dover after a surge in demand for ferries caused by Thursday’s Eurotunnel strike action in France. Domestic train services in parts of the UK have also been disrupted.

The RAC has advised drivers to travel after 18:00 GMT to avoid long queues on the roads. The organisation has said Friday will be the busiest day of the festive season as those heading away will share the roads with commuters and those on the school run picking up children.

Some 13.5 million leisure journeys are predicted to take place between Friday and Sunday – a 20% increase on the three days before Christmas Day last year – with 21 million trips overall.

You have arrived at your destination.

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