I was talking with Michel over a beer tonight, and he commented that I'm frequenting some interesting people these days. He also pointed out the following fact. Basically, there's a high preponderance of my female friends who are gay or bi, who have been or are going to australia and who are insane to some extent. I could only agree, but since I like these people, it's all good.
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gay… check
going to Australia (and New Zealand)… check
insane… check
Michel is right, you do have some weird friends :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
Well, basically, all of the women friends I interact with these days have at least 2 out of 3 :D It's actually freaking me out :P What is it with insane people and Australia?
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
I think it's cause the water goes down the drain in the opposite direction… but who knows for sure?
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
I blame koalas.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
i like kiwis.
(http://livejournal.com/users/strychnyn)
I blame the wallabies and the kangaroos, but that's only cause I like koalas. They are really good at remembering things.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
As hats though.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
Not fond of fuzzy fruit…
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
they're birds, dork.
pfft.
(http://livejournal.com/users/strychnyn)
i imagine they'd be rather scratchy though
(http://livejournal.com/users/strychnyn)
They are birds, fruit and New Zealanders. I'm not fond of the fruit variety.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Like the possum scarves… ooooh matching sets!
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
HAH! oh crap.
(http://livejournal.com/users/strychnyn)
oh dear lord, that reminds me. I had a client meeting a few days ago. The woman was wearing a possum-wool sweater. The ugliest thing I'd ever seen. It took a lot of self-control not to yell POSSUM! the first time I set eyes on that horror. You're a bad influence on me, you two are…
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
and have i mentioned you take everything too seriously??
(http://livejournal.com/users/strychnyn)
A few times. Have I told you I'm working on it?
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
that's it, you're off the team.
(http://livejournal.com/users/strychnyn)
All we need now is some sort of fluffy bunny slippers and we're all set.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
Awww, come on, coach. I know I can do it :P
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
OFF THE TEEEEEEEEEAM!
(http://livejournal.com/users/strychnyn)
I can lend you mine.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
That's it, you're getting the botulosushi.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Yes, yes we are *grins evilly and wiggle fingers in front of face* Exactly… I mean Excellent!
POSSUMS!
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
and you wonder why you're single :P
(http://livejournal.com/users/strychnyn)
ooooh, that's low.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
That'll be the dress code for sushi night… kiwi hats, possum scarves and bunny slippers… I'll even wear my footsie pyjamas.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
I cut a very dashing figure in a black kimono and bunny slippers.
And no, smartypants, I don't wonder why I'm single anymore. That's why I dress for comfort :P
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
first rule of dating… don't poison the other person
(http://livejournal.com/users/strychnyn)
Making them laugh so hard that they choke on their rice is ok though… or so I'm told.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
right… see cuz then you can do the Heimlich and all :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/strychnyn)
And cop a feel at the same time…
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
that was included in the “and all” part ;)
(http://livejournal.com/users/strychnyn)
Well, I know that.. but it had to be said
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
See, though? I'd never think of underhanded things like that to cop a feel. That's probably why I'm still single… I'll die bitter and alone. And I can't even see myself being old and crochety with a cat, I'm allergic to 'em *sigh*.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
You could be old and crochety with a possum?
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
well, I guess… but possums aren't cuddly :(
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
I wouldn't know *raises eyebrow*.. you told us the puking-on-a-sheep story, is there a bad-cuddling-with-a-possum story I should hear?
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
No story. But have you ever seen what a possum looks like? They're not the cutest of things. And if the fur feels anything like how the client's sweater looks, there's no way in hell I'm cuddling with that anyway.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Hey now! Don't diss the poor little guys… it's not their fault they are so ugly.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
Sorry, I have to decline… I'll be wearing boobs (and no facial body hair), and it would fit
(http://livejournal.com/users/sbourge)
It is true you've got pretty fucked up friends man! :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/sbourge)
Well, you could wear a negligee instead of footsie pj's… I think that would go better with the boobs and lack of facial hair. :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
That's an idea… anyway, don't worry, I'll find something sexy ;D
(http://livejournal.com/users/sbourge)
Can't wait
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
That's because you don't know what you're asking for! :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/sbourge)
probably :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
Oh dear god no! If he's wearing lingerie, he's not coming through the door. I know he has some too….
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Awwww.. you're no fun! It'll be a pj party
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
I do. Let me reiterate: NO LINGERIE. I've already seen you bare-chested. If I see more, I'll have to poke my own eyes out, and that would be an annoyance.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
That would be so wrong. At so many levels.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)