A shepherd is demanding a refund after he swapped his prize goat for a friend's wife – only to have her run back to her husband three months later.
Todor Mitevski struck the deal when friend Vladimir Petrov complained his wife, Katya, had failed to produce children and was stupid.
When his wife came back, Mr Petrov told police in Bulgaria: 'I'm keeping the goat – he's welcome to the wife if he can get her to go back.'