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Day: April 6, 2004

Hmmmm, caffeine

Posted on April 6, 2004 By admin
Happy Deathday!
Your name: richard
You will die on: Monday, June 7, 2021
You will die of: Caffeine Overdose
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I'm so pure, I squeak

Posted on April 6, 2004 By admin 30 Comments on I'm so pure, I squeak
Your Ultimate Purity Score Is…
Category Your Score Average
Self-Lovin' 30%
When I think about you – or anyone – I touch myself
65.1%
Shamelessness 81%
Has yet to see self in mirror
79.4%
Sex Drive 89.5%
The Pope is envious
77.7%
Straightness 28.6%
Done the nasty, but not creatively
44.9%
Gayness 100% 83.6%
Fucking Sick 92%
Refreshingly normal
90%
You are 68.8% pure
Average Score: 72.7%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test
and see how you match up!
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Bleargh

Posted on April 6, 2004July 29, 2008 By admin

Gah. Second roommate came back from her trip. That means that both her and her BF are back at the apartment. I was enjoying the silence. It’s not that I don’t like her, but I’m having more and more trouble enduring her annoying laugh and kitschy style.

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