| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is… | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin' | 30% When I think about you – or anyone – I touch myself |
65.1% |
| Shamelessness | 81% Has yet to see self in mirror |
79.4% |
| Sex Drive | 89.5% The Pope is envious |
77.7% |
| Straightness | 28.6% Done the nasty, but not creatively |
44.9% |
| Gayness | 100% | 83.6% |
| Fucking Sick | 92% Refreshingly normal |
90% |
| You are 68.8% pure Average Score: 72.7% |
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Comments on “I'm so pure, I squeak”
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I only got 44.5%. *cocky grin*
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
ya, well, the fact that you've had partners from both teams will give that to you.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
That and the fact that I am a complete perv…
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
I didn't want to go that far, but now that you mention it :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Go right ahead… I am proud of the perviness that is me.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
We should go out one night and really celebrate that pervishness. I'd love to go to the strippers with you and the girl :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Sounds like fun.. I'll ask her
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
I'll even buy you guys a lap dance each :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
*does happy dance, but then realizes that the girl will not like that one bit*
She can be a little jealous sometimes, but it must be cause I am so great, right? ;D
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
aw. But if she has her hands full of funbags (which are not yours), how can she expect you not to be able to do the same? That's just wrong :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
I can't believe that I am gonna write this.. but, she is the boss of me. But maybe if we distract her with funbags, she won't notice the ones I've got in my hands.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
lol. I could say sooo many things here, but I'll be a good friend and I won't. I can promise I can do my best to keep her distracted though :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
I am whipped and I know it. So you just bite your lip and shush.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
yes, but at least you get good sex from your whippedness so it's all good.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Good? Nah… great, amazing, wonderful, mind-blowing would be more accurate.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
oh shush you. I'd become pussy whipped for a lot less :P
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
You will be, soon enough you will be.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
Meh.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
You will be, and we will commiserate over beer while our girls do their hair, or nails, or shopping or something.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
It's not for lack of trying, but I realized yesterday that I hadn't been on a date since the new year began. That's sad.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
What about the one you had the other day.. the lunch?
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
it was so uninspiring that I completely forgot about it, actually.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
But it still counts… my date count last year would have been like 1 if I didn't count the uninspiring ones. Lots and lots of strikes until you get a hit.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
still, meh.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
I know *pats*
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
thanks hun, I guess I'm just in a funk today :(
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Under the “Gayness” shouldn't it say something like… “repressing aren't we?” HEHE. I took it and got something like 92% pure and that's what it said… Boy, am I a dirty girl. I cam in with a total score of 40.5% pure. hmm
(http://livejournal.com/users/saucylaur)
What can I say? Men just don't do it for me.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Which will be problematic, as I've promised myself that if I'm not in a stable relationship when I turn 30, I start batting for the other team.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
HAHA excellent…
(http://livejournal.com/users/saucylaur)