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Month: April 2004

I have weird friends

Posted on April 14, 2004 By admin 13 Comments on I have weird friends

So I was talking to a little kitty last night, and had my webcam on. I got up to turn the light on, and when I came back in front of my computer, I was told that my bed is kinky.

Now, IMHO, my bed is not kinky. Granted, it's comfortable, and I love the feel of my sheets when they just come out of the dryer, but my bed is just… boring. There's not even any kinky shit happening in it these days (more's the pity).

So, like I said, I have weird friends :)


Edited: cause a smartypants pointed out a typo :P

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All kinds of good news!

Posted on April 13, 2004 By admin

My sister scored me a pair of excellent tickets to see Alegria in Toronto, on August 21 (that's a saturday).

Now I have someone in mind to go with, but I still need to ask said person. In the event that it doesn't go as planned, anybody interested in coming? I'd probably make a weekend of it in Toronto.

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*sigh*

Posted on April 12, 2004 By admin 10 Comments on *sigh*

I want a puppydog :(

As I'm writing this, I'm just waking on up on the last day of my long weekend. I'm checking my email, and my parents' dog is sleeping on my lap, with her head on my keyboard. It's a bit of a reach sometimes to hit the right keys, but the warm presence on my lap is worth it.

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Good book quote

Posted on April 10, 2004 By admin

The difference between erotic and kinky: one uses a feather, the other, the whole chicken.

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Well, this just confirms it

Posted on April 10, 2004 By admin 3 Comments on Well, this just confirms it

My sister is talking to my mom about a friend of hers who recently gave birth. After hearing about pus-filled shrivelled up belly buttons and enough shit and vomit stories to make anybody go green, this fairly confirms what I've known all along: I don't want kids.

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Happy Easter everyone

Posted on April 9, 2004 By admin 1 Comment on Happy Easter everyone

Going home this weekend and just wanted to spread the love around. Have a good long weekend all of you

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I feel the need for ink

Posted on April 8, 2004 By admin

It's been a while since I've had that desire, but I think I've found the design of my next tattoo. It's been a few years now since my last one, and I hadn't felt the need to get one in a while, but I randomly found a design while browsing on the VCL and I'm lusting for right now :)

If you ask nicely, I might even show you.

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Yoinked from <lj user="elfs">

Posted on April 8, 2004 By admin
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Taliskeritis
Cause: excessive Internet usage
Symptoms: pyromania, fingernail lengthening, excessive fear of the number thirteen, eyelid swelling
Cure: take two spoons of cod liver oil every day before meals
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:
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Hee Hee

Posted on April 8, 2004 By admin

Saw this today and it made me smile. The original artist is here

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Ok, this is going to be fun

Posted on April 8, 2004 By admin 2 Comments on Ok, this is going to be fun

I just got back from my opthtalmologist's appointment this morning I can't see shit right now. I'm in the office and I'm wearing my sunglasses because my eyes are dilated to hell and gone. If this entry is full of typoes, well, it's because I can't really see the letters on my keyboard and I'm typing from memmore. This shouldn't really be a problem, as I'm a decent touch typisst, but still. I'll reread myself later when I can see straight.

I got good news nd bad news today. My eyes are in decent shape and my prescription doesn't need to be updated. The headaches I've been getting in the past weeks are mostly due to fatigue of staring into a screen for hours on end. The bad news is that my eye pressure, which had always been borderline, now officially moved into the “high” range. This means that I'm at risk to get glaucoma. Given the fact that I have a family history it, I'm almost guaranteed to roll snake-eyes in my lifetime. I have another appointment in september to see if this is just a blip, or if my eye pressure really is problematic. If it is, I have to start a treatment of daily drops for the foreseable future, or until a new treatment comes out.

Now I've always knows that my eyesight is crappy, and I've always had the theoretical knowledge that I might lose my eyesight someday. But the fact that it's lo longer in the realm of the theoretical, and is now more a wuestion of when rather than if, is really getting to me.

And the fat that I can't see what I'm typing just makes t all that much more fun.

This sucks, and I am not a happy camper.


Edit: I can see clearly now, and I think I'll leave the typos there.

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