What do you do when someone is in such a good mood, because he spent the weekend having wild monkey sex, and wants to tell you all about it, but you just want to beat the shit out of him?
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What do you do if someone wants to talk about the wild monkey sex she had on the weekend? Will you beat me if I ask nicely? ;D
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
Smartass, you'd like that too much. And I don't know why it's bugging me so much, I really dont :(
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Nah, I can understand where you are coming from completely. After I broke up with Jess, I watched all my friends meet people, and forge relationships. I was happy for them, but at the same time I hated them a tiny bit.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
Sadly, yes, I do :(
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Kick him in the nuts! *evil grin*
Now that that's out of the way, I have to say that I wouldn't mind my friends sharing some of their sex stories. Vicarious life and all that. :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
I can do without the vicarious life thing. I want my own, god damnit :(
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
And yes, I know that sounds whiny and pissy, but sadly, those are the thoughts in my head today :(
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
You are more than allowed to though… I bet he kinda hated you when you were in a relationship and he wasn't… much like Dan does right now with me ;D
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
I know. I also know there's nothing to say so shutting up now.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
I'd be sorely tempted to say that he wasn't, just because he's a better person than I am in that respect. I'd need to ask him though. We're going for a pint tomorrow, who knows, I'll ask him then.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Meh, don't worry about it. I just need to give myself a good shake and get rid of all this useless angst.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
You and me both, buddy. Easier said than done though.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
I'm gonna tell you a secret now… even though I'm in a relationship right now, I'm still a bit jealous of most of my friends… just because they can be more affectionate in public and don't always have to wonder what the most part of the population are thinking when they see them.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
yes, yes it is *hug*
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
… I never thought of that :( *hug*
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Such a sweet boy. *hugs back*
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
*sigh*, sometimes, I think that's part of the problem :(
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
I wasn't fishing for hugs, but thank you nonetheless.
I just meant that there is always something to be jealous of, and it's a pretty basic emotion, you want what you don't have. You've just got to learn to make the most of what you've got, and appreciate everything that comes your way. Of course, it is better when you've got everything you always wanted… and you've got me as a friend so you should be all sorts of happy ;D
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
you've got me as a friend so you should be all sorts of happy ;D
you don't need to fish for hugs, cause I'm alawys willing to give some. And as for that last one, yes, I am all sorts of happy to know you :) If you can find me a girlfriend though, I'll worship thr ground you walk on :P
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
I don't really know what to say to that. I don't understand it either, why good people can't find a good partner, I mean. But I want to believe that it'll happen.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
You mean you don't do that already?!? *is shocked*
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
well, it does happen – it just did to my best friend, completely out of the blue. Which is also what makes it all the more frustrating, because I've been looking for years, and it just casually strolls along and jumps in his lap. *sigh* jealousy sucks.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Looks like it, but no. Find me a girlfriend and then you'll see worship :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
I'll do my best, cause if this is you without the worship… *does happy dance at the possibilities*
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
I understand the frustration and jealousy bit but, you know, if it happened to him, why wouldn't it happen to you? And again, easier said than believed. ;)
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
that's the question, WHY. It should, it could, but why isn't it?
*throws hands in the air*
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
down girl :)
The girl would come out sinwing with the dong for most of those possibilities :P
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Heheheh yeah, she just might.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
And that, my man, is the question we would all like an answer to. The possibility is still out there though, isn't that reason enough to keep the faith?
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
Though I should get a freebie for that last comment of hers :P “tell him I'm just getting dressed, and it was good”. Humph. That was low :P
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
I guess. You'll admit though that it's not the easiest thing to do, especially when you're now officially the only single man in your circle of friends.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
It was… but just be glad you aren't Danielle. We had dinner with her last night, and I don't think the phrases “Ok, that's quite enough from you..” or “This falls into the category of things I did not need to know..” have been uttered more often by one person in such a short period of time.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
Misery does love company. Thank god my friends aren't all hooked up yet. ;D
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
heehee, who was saying that? Dan because the girl was being naughty (or you, for that matter, as I don't see Audrey as being the kiss-and-tell type – that's more your job), or the girl because Dan was being a brat?
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Mine are, and that's playing up to all the insecurities I've been trying to work out, like something must be wrong with me, I'm a loser, I'll always be alone, yada yada yada. Always good for morale.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Aw man, if I didn't know better, I'd say we're twins separated at birth.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
I was uncharacteristically quiet for once last night… that was Dan to Audrey. I just grinned, laughed and strutted (and blushed, I'm sure) a whole lot. After all, those two could talk non-stop for hours.. I was quite content to sip my coffee and watch my best friend and my girl getting along.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
I keep telling you there's a problem with the mismatched plumbing :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Sweet. I've yet to meet the talk-monster that is Dan :) That should be an interesting experience :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
You will meet her one day, I promise. But you should know that mum refers to her as “motormouth” if that gives any indication.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
Still. We're so alike it's kinda scary.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
I've heard that moniker associated with her a few times before :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
At least you now know that somebody really understands what's going on in your head :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
God, I wish I understood what's going on in my head most of time. ;D
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
well, yes, there is that :) But I feel the same confusion, so it kinda works out the same :P
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Would you like to receive your own moniker? The mum has invited us for a visit which would probably involve food of some sort, so let me know if you'd like to join.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
when? and would I be able to eat? or would I be cooking? I just made a bit batch of pasta sauce, so I could whip you up a lasagna if you want :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
At least, I have an excuse. All women are insane after all. ;D
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
Well I was planning on going over there tonight. Mum knows all about your issues with garlic *makes a face then winks*, I'm sure we could figure something out… that is, if you are free.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
well, yes, but the second part of that axiom, which is more often left unsaid, is that most men aren't all that better.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)