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Worst joke of the day!

Posted on May 13, 2004 By admin 10 Comments on Worst joke of the day!

the doctor says, “big breaths” – the girl answers, “yeth, and i'm only thikthteen!”
…courtesy of Tia.


Edit: Unrelated to the topic at hand, but for the record, this is my 7th post of the day, marking a record for the most LJ entries in one day. Yay me!

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Comments (10) on “Worst joke of the day!”

  1. blkchrrybard says:
    May 13, 2004 at 11:47 pm

    Sad thing is…the girl in that joke could be my ex, ROFLAMO!
    (she's 24 now, but …yeah)

    (http://livejournal.com/users/blkchrrybard)

  2. talisker says:
    May 14, 2004 at 3:13 am

    She was big-breasted, lisped or all of the above?

    (http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)

  3. blkchrrybard says:
    May 14, 2004 at 3:16 am

    Big breasted and air headed ;)

    (http://livejournal.com/users/blkchrrybard)

  4. talisker says:
    May 14, 2004 at 3:18 am

    that can be a fun combo, but only in small doses :)

    (http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)

  5. blkchrrybard says:
    May 14, 2004 at 3:20 am

    it seemed like a good idea at the time….heh!

    (http://livejournal.com/users/blkchrrybard)

  6. talisker says:
    May 14, 2004 at 3:23 am

    I think I'd get tired of it rather quickly though. I do not deal well with stupid people. I can deal with some silliness, but you have to have an IQ bigger than the sum of your mensurations :)

    (http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)

  7. blkchrrybard says:
    May 14, 2004 at 3:28 am

    well you'd be terribly unhappy with
    her.

    (http://livejournal.com/users/blkchrrybard)

  8. talisker says:
    May 14, 2004 at 3:31 am

    I'll go for brains over boobies any day of the week. It's a bonus if you can have both, but brains tend to last longer.

    (http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)

  9. blkchrrybard says:
    May 14, 2004 at 3:33 am

    true. I hate stupid bitches.

    (http://livejournal.com/users/blkchrrybard)

  10. talisker says:
    May 14, 2004 at 3:35 am

    heehee :) I'm off to bed. Goodnight :)

    (http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)

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