Some of my better typos, according to ![[info]](http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
raspberrysalmon:
1. I'll go jump in the snower (for shower)
2. I'll go hump in the shower (read above)
3. snartass (a perennial favourite)
4. good lick on your exam
5. don't exaferate
I'm sure there are more, but those are the only ones I remember now.
Edit on 27/05/2004:
– ooh, I love it when you walk dirty to me (talking to straysparrow)
– bookbinging (instead of bookbinding)
*gggg* not to forget…:
“she lives sushi”
aaaand… one of my favourites…:
“I wouldn't submit you to naked me. that'd give you mightmares”
tee hee hee hee
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“oh dead” for “oh dear”…
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I'll go hump in the shower
Bwahahahahahah. Definitely my favorite.
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She liked that one as well.
One thing to keep in mind, these are all completely natural on a QWERTY keyboard.
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They're kinda easy to make on an AZERTY keyboard too, you know? I'm the living proof to that. :D
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oh, I know :) I'm just providing the QWERTY layout to silence the people who might think I'm doing these on purpose :)
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Any excuse is good, no? I'm all with you though. Pooh on stupid QWERTY keyboards. *shakes fist at them*
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Most of those typos were done very early in the morning, when I hadn't had coffee yet.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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You do that. *snickers*
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And yet when I use that excuse you call me on it… well I say pooh!
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yes, but I see no problems with that statement :)
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don't exaferate
Reminds me of “no arfueing”.
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I decided to avoid mentioning that on the ground that it made me look like an idiot. ;P
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Awwww, you poor baby. *pat, pat*
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*purrs but looks at you funny cause you call me on it too*
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And again: awww. C'est la vie, baby, get used to it. You know I like poking fun at you. Seeing as it's the only poking I see, don't think I'm gonna stop any time soon. :D
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God no… I wouldn't take away the poking. Go right ahead.
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*poke, poke, poke*
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ow, ow, ow!
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Don't pretend you didn't like it, you kinky thing, you.
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Ok I won't pretend… *huge grin*
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Ha, can't fool this girl. *huge cocky grin*
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Was it really you that started that one? Not kinky enough for the koala…
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Nope… and from this day forth, I will no longer even try to *fingers crossed behind my back with an innocent grin on my face*
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If you mean, did I start the no arfueing thing, then yes, I did.
And, man, wouldn't I mind a trip through the koala's mind. Must be quite an intresting place for lack of a better word.
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Innocent, shminnocent. I'm sure you still have a few tricks up your sleeve.
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Lysdexsic much? …wouldn't I mind a trip… ;D
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Meh, shush you. This still isn't my native language, ya know? *pouts*
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Yeah, I know… couldn't resist though, sowwy
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You're forgiven. But just this once.
Meh, who am I trying to kid, you always are. You're too damn cute. *mock glare*
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Cute like the bunny/gummy bear that I am.
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*pulls sleeves up* Nope, nothing there… although I am quite pleased with my newly developed tricep *pokes it*
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't have to rub it in, ya know?
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Do you have to taunt me so? *licks and runs away giggling and blushing*
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I can't help it if I'm sticky and melty *evil grin*
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Yes, yes I do. But ewwwww. I'll show you licking *chases after you*
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That's it! I'm not talking to you anymore! *crosses arms in front of chest*
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Oh, you will, huh? *starts running way slower*
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*catches you and licks your cheek drooling like the puppy that I am then runs away laughing*
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Hehehehe
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Not funny. I'm being all serious and stuff.
It's not working, is it?
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Not what I was fishing for. *runs after you yelling* I'll get you, my pretty!
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Um, ladies, would you mind taking this somewhere else? :) I'm getting all your emails again and it's proving to be a bit of a distraction :)
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Nuh uh.. you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man… or something like that *raises eyebrow at self*
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Oh, oops, sorry. You can kick Sara next time you see her. ;D
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Sugar, we're being kicked out by R. Looks like we're being a bit too chatty for the poor guy. And, god, you are weird.
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No harm done, just trying to get some actual work done today :)
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Sowwy R, you know how it is… love ya. *hugs and kisses*
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Me too, but as I'm sure you can guess, it's so not happening.
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Nope.
Now let's leave the poor man alone.
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