June 11, 2004 – The beaver is a proud and noble animal

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	talisker User Number: 1501838 Date Created: 2003-12-02 Number of Posts: 381
Talisker is named after a good single malt scotch and, as his namesake, keeps getting better with age.
Strengths: Has boundless memory for useless trivia and song lyrics. Can name every muppet on the muppet show. Also a damn good guy to have around, in general.
Weaknesses: Addiction to coffee and bad puns. Also tends to make typos at the most inopportune moments. Tends to let the dishes pile up to the point of sentience.
Special Skills: Can make computers sing and dance, can read 3 books at the same time and not get confused and can cook up a storm.
Weapons: The 12-gauge pillow of doom

Day: June 11, 2004