This is just nuts.
Go to Ikea with ![[info]](http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
eniran. We walk through the whole friggin' store twice, because stuff is not where it is supposed to be. The coffee table I wanted is, of course, out of stock. The kitchen island I wanted is still out of stock. The kitchen table i though I wanted, on closer inspection, is ugly (well, the table legs are). To top it all off, the replacement coffee table I settled on was – you guessed it – out of stock in the self-serve shelves.
I got some cool lamps for cheap to replace the ones that are leaving with the roommates, and I did find a cool way to arrange two smaller coffee tables for my living room, but still… I'm now convinced that I need to sacrifice swedish meatballs to the gods of Ikea.
As a side note, that girl is the only person I know who could find sex toys at Ikea. The kitchen section was bad enough, but the kiddies section… jeebus.
As a side note, that girl is the only person I know who could find sex toys at Ikea.
not so! heh. ;)
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Oooooh what did you find?
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Nipple clamps and Whip… poor boy's head was about to explode.
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Oh? you got me all curious now :P do tell, please.
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:dittos: My friends are very unpleasant and creative people, and jesus christ! The kiddies' section presently features everything you need to build a home dungeon!
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Sweet! S. did notice a cool looking sword and shield. I didn't find any restraints or suspension gear, but I didn't really look that hard, to be honest.
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… you didn't notice any suspension gear.
OK. Either they've changed their collection, or you missed this and
these.
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eeep! you're right, I completely missed those!
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Yeah. See? IKEA is totally into that!
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I just had the weirdest flash to actually built a working dungeon out of ikea stuff. I'm not even into BDSM, but that would be so damn funny.
Yes, I'm weird. I blame the lack of coffee this morning.
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We also laughed our asses off at these candles, but that's just cause we are perverts.
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Actually, it was the more phallic 17cm model that made us laugh, but yes, we are pervs.
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1. Gmail is sort of awkward to learn.
2. Hee. I still think the ben-wa-bulb/whip/flashlight combo wins!
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Those are simply astonishing.
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The best bit was that neither of us said anything, just looked at them, looked at each other, and cracked up.
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The best bit was that neither of us said anything, just looked at them, looked at each other, and cracked up.
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yes, I agree with you. Especially when your shopping partner wants you to whip them in the store to try it out…
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yes, but we're twisted.
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the reply so nice you said it twice?
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Yes :P
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It was a pain in the ass to get the flashlight bit to work… and it will be a pain in the ass some other time too, I bet ;D
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a home colonoscopy kit?
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Exit only, son.
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Exit only, son.
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and it will be a pain in the ass some other time too
You never told me you were into anal sex…
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Yeah, that's pretty much how Goffling and I responded to the swing sets.
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man, what's with you and the dual entries today?
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And again… exit only. I should rephrase that then, pain across the ass, maybe?
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I'm giving up and just cackling now. :cackles:
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It's fun being pervy
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better :)
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I dunno, it's not me… stupid hotmail
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You go right ahead… it is cackle-worthy
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duh, duh, duh, another one bites the dust :D
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Liquor in the front but no poker in the rear, right?
I really do need to stop saying that. It's getting a bit tiresome. ;P
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Yeah, but I like it when I know what you are going to say.
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One of these days, I'll say something totally unexpected and you won't believe your eyes. Ha, I say, ha!
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I'm sure you will.
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I like men!
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I like men too, just not in the sexy way… did you really think that would freak me out?
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No. Dammit.
My boobs aren't all that big. I've been lying all this time. Mwahahahahahah…
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Babe, you forget.. I have picture proof :D
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Ha, so you think. Amazing what you can do with computers these days.
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So Cecile wasn't really wearing a bikini?!?
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No, I had to add the bikini. She was in her birthday suit. It was right after the biggest orgy of my life so far. Ah, good times…
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Cool, cool. Well we'll just have to organize a bigger one for when you are here this summer… send me the details so I can top it. Can't say us canadians don't aim to please.
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“Top”?… “Please”?… Brain overload, brain overload. *thud*
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To quote a cute girl: “Yay! Mission accomplished. *pats self on the back*”
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Heh, clever girl, that girl. *blushes*
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haha.
have you spoken with me for more than two minutes?! i'm like a walking hazard when it comes to that sort of thing.
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